new old

Ghetto, pertaining to the ghetto



New Old Stock
New Old Stock, or NOS for short, refers to retail items or products that are still technically brand new, but have never been sold for long periods of time. This is commonly due to newer and/or upgraded versions of the same product being released, rendering the older models obsolete. Thus, this makes them old stock. But because they're still technically brand new, unused, unsold products, they are termed "new old stock".

New old stock units are typically sold at a greatly reduced price, since most of the focus and attention is put onto selling the current models. Retailers and vendors will usually have various quantities of new old stock left over from the previous product generation cycle, and will sell them at reduced prices to clear them out in order to accommodate for newer models.
Example:
John: Whoa, got yourself a new tennis racket huh?
Brian: Yep, only cost $60.

John: Wow that's a steal! How'd you get it for so cheap?
Brian: New old stock. This particular racket model came out in 2014, so it's been replaced numerous times already with fancy newer models. I figured hey, it's still technically brand new anyway, and tennis racket technology hasn't really changed over the past few years, so why the heck not?


New Old Mullet
A hairstyle in which the hair is buzzed down to 1/8th of an inch, also called "The Obadiah".
Example:
"Woah bro, I see you just got the new old mullet I'm impressed, looks good. You probably get all the women now"


Cartoon Network New - Old
Cartoon Network was my childhood. I cant say how many days I woke up on a Sunday to catch the episode of Dexters Lab or Ed Edd n Eddy. Cartoon Cartoon was also taken off and when Toonami was taken off I almost shit my pants. If Fallout 3 Was a T.V channel it would be this. Now we have shit like Fish Hooks and Adventure Time which is bullshit!. People don't know what a cartoon is anymore...
Example:
Person: Hey! Want to go watch The Misadventures of Flapjack on Cartoon Network New - Old?

Me: Go fuck yourself.


Old news
Piss the other party off, by saying "Old news".
People saying "Old news" refer to the fact that they already know what you were trying to tell them.

Originated by Vexiant.
Example:
Guy 1: Yo.. check this out (sending a link)
Guy 2: Old news, bro.
Guy 1: Ahh... Fuck you!


The New Adventures of Old Christine
A hilarious sitcom starring Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

The show was about a middle-aged divorced woman named Christine Campbell. She is known as "Old Christine" because her ex-husband Richard's new girlfriend also happens to be named Christine (she is known as "New Christine" because of this). Old Christine lives with her son Richie and her younger brother Matthew. She owns a gym with her best friend Barb. She sends her son Ritchie to a fancy private school and frequently has to deal with the school's two "Meanie Moms" (two rich, blonde, queen-bee moms who always look down on Old Christine).

Old Christine is extremely dumb. For example, she prides herself in being politically active, but her idea of political activism is voting on American Idol. Similarly, she often forgets basic information about herself, such as her age. Richard and New Christine are usually more intelligent than her, but both of them have their moments of stupidity too. Barb and Matthew are usually the voices of reason, but even they have issues.

At first, the show was great. It received nine Emmy nominations and won an Emmy in its first season. By the fifth season, however, the show had degenerated, so it was cancelled.
Example:
It's too bad The New Adventures of Old Christine got cancelled. It was really good up until season 5.


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