Logging
by Trollhunter on Mar 15, 2012 11:12:04
The act of when a man takes a
huge dump in the
toliet, then get up to urinate on the turd to cut it in half so it can
flush down.
Logging
by Glengarry Glenross on Jun 30, 2011 22:08:25
The art of strategically placing a fresh turd on a person's shoulder. To achieve total "
logging efficiency", one must place said fresh turd on the shoulder for as long as possible before the source of
the stench is found.
Example:
Steve's insightful opinions on foreign politics were completely undermined by the existence of a fully fledged
log on his shoulder.
Steve: It is my opinion that the new
government's policies are completely-
Jim: Dude, you have a turd on your shoulder.
Steve: Oh man, I totally got logged!
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Gary is a true
logging ninja
Logging
by The real BOC on Nov 30, 2016 10:20:48
Originating from the Old English word logge and the Latin word
Logia,
Logging is the act of letting gravity take hold of your limbs and flopping yourself out on any surface hard or soft the way a log would on the ground hence the term
logging. However recent philosophers have expanded the definition even further and now logging also can mean the art of doing nothing productive and meaningful with your time that contributes any value to society, essentially the same as what the word meant before, but a more progressive and inclusive definition that allows logging to be active, mobile, and portable
-Offically by the
BOC November 29th, 2016
Example:
Jeez its been a long week, the couch looks real
tempting right now, I'm about to do some serious
logging.
I don't understand how
the Kardashians are so famous and beloved, all they do is log!