not milk

That which looks like milk, but is not. Specifically, ejaculate.



Milk
Something my dad is still looking for to this day.
Example:
David- Where’s your dad?
Johnny- Oh, um... he’s b-buying milk right now
David- Really? My dad is too.
Johnny- Do you want me to get the ice cream?
David- Y-yeah.


Milk
A rare quest item that can take up to 15 years or more to get. It is very hard to obtain just because of how long it takes to get to it.
Example:
Kid: dad where are you going?
Dad: (staring intensely into the distance) to get some milk.


milk
A beverage that the parent of a certain avetard wants his son to consume everyday but his son is drinking everything except milk. Usually when the avetards have milk in the avetard fridge, it will end up extremely spoiled because nobody will touch it or throw it out. It will also stink up the whole fucking apartment and will leave a permanent stench.
Example:
I opened the avetard fridge to get some milk and it was so spoiled so I checked the expiration date and it had expired three months ago.


Milk
The product that make dads disappear, until (name disappointment here) have become a successful and productive part of society, something your dad has no sense of.
Example:
Your Mother: Babe were out of milk
Your dad: I'll go get some then from the store
20 years later...
You: Wow I cannot believe I have finally got 3 stacks of minecraft diamonds

Your dad in the lobby: *Hands you a bucket of milk for your diamonds*


milking it
taking more time or advantage than you're really due because you can get away with it. Short for "milking it for all it's worth."
Example:
Sara's at home taking care of her sick boyfriend. Hasn't he had that cold for two weeks? Yeah, he's milking it.

Isn't Bill back from that job yet? Still gone, he must be milking it.

Is Johnnie still crying--she hardly hit him? Oh, he's milking it.


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