on cod

The game where I have to mute everyone on because they are annoying morons.



COD
Classic Old Dude. Any male over 35 who has a penchant for dating younger women, usually of a different background. Money is usually paid in return. A COD usually has several (or all) of the following traits:

- Not particularly rich.
- Below average looks.
- Above average weight.
- Receding hairline.
- Vertically challenged.
- Low self esteem.

A common stomping ground for a COD is South East Asia, with Patong Beach in Phuket, Thailand, being a favourite destination. When a COD returns to his homeland, the relationship is funded via Western Union, with the girl sending a stock standard email in return.
Example:
"There goes the COD, off to buy some more Viagra".


cod
A term that was once known to be a fish but soon grew out when some sad person thought it would be smart to identify Call Of Duty as COD. What a bean....
Example:
Jo: Fancy a bit of cod with me?
Ralph: Thats offensive, im vegetarian...


cod
Noun or verb
When a guy is such a douchecanoe that the only thing you can wish him is for him to choke on a bag of dicks.. no, on a CANOE of dicks. That there is what we call a cod.
Example:
Josh emailed all our friends to talk shit about us after we were so nice to him and helped him when he found out the kid was not his. What a fucking cod.

We tried to help that douche, and he tried to stab us in the back. He'll get what's coming to him, fucking cod.

I fucking hate that guy. I hope he chokes on a cod.


in the cods
A catchall phrase used, alternatively, (1) to express emphatic truth to the original statement. (2) to literally hit someone in the crotch.
Example:
(1) I banged a wham last night. Really? In the cods!

(2) Where'd you hit him? In the cods.


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