petco
an EVIL PLACE where animals die everyday because the people hired have no idea whatsoever how to take care of animals. has had millions of lawsuits filed against them. petco should go curl up and die somewhere.. the problem is, where else is everyone going to get their pet stuff? (or pets?)PETCO
A cavernous enclosure filled with overpriced pet supplies. Occasionally there will be three human occupants: Myself, a cashier, and some asshole immediately in front of me filling out paperwork for a PETCO PALS card.
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Petco Zoo
The place that grandparents take their grandchildren when they are too lazy to take them to the real zoo. They take them to the pet store knowing the kids won't know the difference.
Example:
Come on kids! Big Jim is taking you to the Petco Zoo today! Let's go look at all the animals!
My dad took my nephews to Petco and McDonald's and they fucking thought they went to the zoo! What the fuck...
Come on kids! Big Jim is taking you to the Petco Zoo today! Let's go look at all the animals!
My dad took my nephews to Petco and McDonald's and they fucking thought they went to the zoo! What the fuck...
Petco plague
Act of vandalism. purchasing large quantities of live feeding mice, crickets, or other bugs/pests to stealithly or openly release them on property.
Petco
Example:
Person 1: Crap I'm outta dog food gonna go to Petco
Person 2: ok
Person 2:...
Person 2: OK BOOMER HAHHAHAHAHAHHA ROASTED
Person 1: *proceeds to bitchslap Person 2 and then heads off to Petco*
Person 1: Crap I'm outta dog food gonna go to Petco
Person 2: ok
Person 2:...
Person 2: OK BOOMER HAHHAHAHAHAHHA ROASTED
Person 1: *proceeds to bitchslap Person 2 and then heads off to Petco*