pfm
by Licensed Massage Therapist on Nov 18, 2011 00:41:29
An acronym for a Penis
Face Massage. A relaxing and erotic
face massage using a flaccid penis. The soft
glans penis can be used with or without foreskin. Known to reduce the appearance of lines on the face, while increasing the appearance of balls on the face.
Example:
"What are you doing after work today?"
"I'm so stressed! I just want to go home and get a
PFM from my boyfriend."
"That sounds great, can I come over and get one too?"
"Of course not
you fucking whore,
die in a fire."
pfm
by Charlie O on Feb 03, 2003 23:49:29
pfm
by Apocalyptimaniac on Aug 23, 2006 07:23:29
Pure Fucking
Magic
The only
explaination as to why something, beyond available knowledge, could possibly work.
The reason why
somthing that shouldn't reasonably work, does.
Example:
1. To the kids, the
gyroscope was
PFM.
2. Even though the car was
totalled in the telephone pole and ice cream truck collision, the engine still ran because of PFM.
pfm
by lishthefish on May 27, 2012 06:59:50
PFM
by Happy Teddy on Feb 11, 2018 04:47:51
PFM
by Hellcat44 on Dec 28, 2012 18:35:05
Peyton Fucking Manning. Abbreviation for Peyton Manning an American football player in the NFL. The abbreviation was first made (due to FCC regulations)
on a
sports talk radio station in Denver upon the signing of Peyton Manning to the
Denver Broncos on
3/20/2012.
PFM
by Bella Bartalk on Oct 15, 2013 01:45:06
PFM
by JboiOnTehPen on Nov 04, 2019 03:14:38
PFM
by Elder Pricey on Jun 16, 2018 14:22:52