poltergeist Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

poltergeist

A kind of ghost or aparition that manifests itself by physical activity (moving things, slamming doors/windows, etc.)

poltergeist

by Achim S. on Mar 07, 2006 23:29:55

A kind of ghost that manifests itself by physical activity (moving things, slamming doors/windows, etc.)
The words Polter and Geist seem to be of German origin:
"Polter" = to make knocking sounds
"Geist" = German for "ghost"

Example:
the house is haunted by a poltergeist

poltergeist

by vladimir on Feb 24, 2004 12:19:31

a male that kills himself in order to come back to the human world as a freaky ghost and haunt the house of a hot babe in the hopes of scaring her out of her clothes

Example:
girl is brushing her hair one night, thinks she sees someone in her mirror behind her. turns around and sees the rotting, pale corpse of a zombie standing before her, naked. she is so scared that she jumps out of her silken nightgown. the poltergeist is satisfied, and his mission is accomplished.

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by SPANISH BASTARD on Sep 11, 2003 04:53:59

fucking a bitch in her ass from behind, then switching with a guy without her knowing and walking in front of her waiving

Example:
she was about to kick my ass when she found out that i wasnt fucking her in the ass, and that it was her dad...thats the poltergeist

poltergeist

by Andrea M N on Aug 30, 2008 14:07:08

Paranormal activity that happens to agents who suppress their emotions such as anger, mania, and anxiety. the agent moves objects subconsciously by PK or psychokinesis. It is a ghost but not one of a dead person. Parapsychologist debunked the fact that it is a "ghost" in the 1930s.

Example:
the poltergeist activity is caused by the agent's own mind

poltergeist

by pastafagioli on May 18, 2010 09:53:12

The act of engaging in doggy-style sex and having a friend come in the room and take your place without the girl knowing, you then walk outside a window where she can see you and wave happily at her.

Example:
"last night my brother and I pulled a poltergeist! You should have seen my mom's face!"

poltergeist

by creatiffany on Jul 11, 2008 16:09:07

When a television sucks you in

Example:
I was on vacation but never left the hotel room because the TV poltergeisted me.

poltergeist

by Saints on Sep 25, 2003 11:09:25

Scariest movie ever about the paranormal.

Example:
Poltergeist 2 really scared me. It scared me so bad it gave me nightmares.

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by Parapsychologist on Feb 15, 2015 15:39:16

A poltergeist is another type of ghost. However, these are easily confused with demons. The reason is because not only do they possess the powers of a spirit and apparition, they can touch and move things as well. Demons usually possess these powers and that's why they are usually all confused with demons. Comes in ball, shadow or full detail form.

Example:
Poltergeists are ghosts that can move objects, touch objecrs, make noise and can appear and be sensed like a spirit.

the poltergeist

by notjimmeratall on Mar 28, 2017 21:27:31

the poltergeist is a fairly common sexual act where a man is giving coital intercourse to a woman from behind. when things get really heavy, the man pulls his penis out and has his buddy, who may be named Karl or a different name, sneak his penis into the woman without her noticing the difference. the first man then sneaks outside and waves casually to the woman, through the window, very much to her surprise.

Example:
Karl had an off night at the bar last night so when we got home, him and I gave my wife the poltergeist.

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