pwner Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

pwner

1. someone who completely dominates other people, making them seem like nubs.2. s0me0ne wh0 is l337 bey0nd c0mp4re.

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by MyCoal on Jul 12, 2005 12:40:10

Someone who owns n00bs and makes them cry with his uber computer skills.

Example:
Man im such a pwner.

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by Michael/halfamitten/mpd on May 09, 2005 05:58:52

Pwn originated when a warcraft map creator misspelled "own" and thus pwn came into play.

Example:
Dude im pwing those orcs!

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by ggnrkkthxbai on Oct 01, 2006 07:23:07

A boner you get from pwning too hard or too much, or FROM something that pwns too hard or too much.

Example:
Woah, dude, I just popped a pwner when I took out that n00b with a USP from 300 yards.

or

Elfen Lied was so awesome it gave me a pwner.

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by Spaz De Kat on Mar 23, 2010 02:00:02

a nerdish powergasm, typically after discovering some new all-powerful combination or build.

Example:
GM- dude, a red great wyrm with all the metabreath feats and knows invisibility and greater invisibility along with all the summon monster spells!
player- WTF!?! WE WOULD ALL FUCKING DIE!
GM- I know. I'm getting a pwner already.

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by cfgyu on Nov 11, 2004 06:36:41

Getting a hardon at a very inopportune time and it totally PWNS you.

Example:
"Hey, Viteri, are you going to get up?"

"Negs, i have a pwner."

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by Y/S Ryzzy on Jan 11, 2022 08:13:13

A new word used to describe the typical discord mod. A male who's around 200kg as a result of sitting around most of the day while heroically patrolling the channels. The courageous actions of the "pwner" attracts many loyal minions throughout the server such as discord memeber known as "Dio". When the "pwner" isn't in his circle meat massage with fellow mods, he's thinking of new revolutionary statements and rules to pull out of his stretched out poop hole. Overall being a "pwner" means being a one of a kind intriguing human who can only be found in the darkest corners of discord.

Example:
"I'm pwner so I own all of you!"
"here comes pwner, let's get outta here"
"here comes pwner, let's bend over or open our mouth"
"I pwner declare that Ryzzy and Toadskii are enemies of the state!"
"Aye Godot let's invite pwner to tonight's circle jerk"
"Yo don't disturb pwner, he's in his daily e-sex session. Shotistic is the lucky one today"
"I'ma go tell papa pwner on you!"
"Pwner why are you moaning my name on voicechat?"

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by DoomBringer316 on Feb 11, 2004 10:39:03

Pwner is owner with a p.

Example:
Dude 1: i am j00r pwnar.

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by MarcoZ on Mar 06, 2009 23:59:16

someone that pwns, and practices pwning.

Example:
Ramon totally pwned that n00b last night, it was so awesome! He's an pwner!

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by GMan Xeero on Feb 07, 2004 06:49:11

one who pwns Michael Hsu

Example:
No Example Needed.

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