road block

constipation; intestinal blockage from too much cheese



Road Block
A road block is something that happens in supermarkets when an obeast, usually female, travelling up the aisle meets a landwhale, also female travelling in the opposite direction. Both of these hamplanets are pushing two trolleys and one of two things happen:
1. Either they know each other and start a conversation and ignore repeated polite requests to move or even “Get your fat arses out of the way you useless bitches.”
2. Or they collide, their trolleys tangle and they get into a slanging match about whose fault it was.
The end result is same, however, a barrier that is totally impassable, but let’s face it inconvenience to other people is of no importance to these self-centred nonentities.
Example:
Couldn’t finish my shopping yesterday due to road blocks in several aisles.


Road Block
when you and a friend are tag teaming a girl, he has
her from behind, you got her mouth. Selfishly he shoots his load in her,
thus preventing you from using that road later.
Example:
Oh man, me and Nate were teaming this chick and blew his load, I just couldn't get past that road block and stick mine in.


Mormon Road-Block
Similar to a Moving Road-Block, a Mormon Road-Block is the situation where three or more vehicles are pacing each other on the freeway. This causes problems for those trying to speed past slower vehicles. A Mormon Road-Block is worse than a Moving Road-Block because Mormons typically drive mini-vans, Suburbans, or specially made 15 person vans, so as to carry their families. This means that even if vehicles are not trying to pace one another, a roadblock can still occur because of the simple size of the vehicles.
Example:
Tim: Why weren't you here on time? Didn't you leave early enough?
Mike: I left in time, but I got stuck behind a Mormon Road-block


Tijuana Road Block
When two cars are driving side by side on a two lane road at the same speed not allowing anyone pass. Either intentionally or unintentionally.
Example:
Sorry it took me so long to get here, I was stuck behind a Tijuana Road Block.


Louisiana Road Block
The act of lubing up a balloon and proceeding to insert it into your partner's anus and then pumping it up aggressively. After inserted and pumped up, you may attempt to pop the balloon with your penis or other penis-shaped objects. Preferably a chilled cucumber.
Example:
Wow! I can't believe she's still limping from that Louisiana Road Block I gave her last night.


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