salooning

when you have a party and wake up to a living room floor of debris



Salooned
You are in the first state of being jammed by booze. You are smiling, being social and fits at this stage of intoxication in a saloon, you can probably have a normal conversation with people, but you are 1 step up from being totally sober and normal.
Example:
"HOLY shit, he is in the right mood that guy, he is salooned"


The Saloon
when a person spreads apart their ass cheeks, and their lover inserts their nose in said persons ass, the first person releases their buttcheeks, causing a swinging motion of the ass like a saloon door.
Example:
Last night i gave my girl The Saloon and she loved it.


Lonestar Saloon
The art of hitting the garage for a long term solo drinking session after all the local establishments have closed and before they have reopened. Its not a place where everyone knows your name but a place you cant even remember your own.
Example:
Anyone seen asteroid. yeah mate, think he is doing time in the lonestar saloon.


Saloon Face
-A guy or girl who looks like they drink 30 to 40 beers a day. A person who you can see sitting at any bar in the world.
Example:
Look at that dudes Saloon Face, he must have had 20 Old Milwaukee’s today.


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