schemey
A hibeeA scumball fae Leith who'll steal yer trainers for a bag of scag!Also see numpty, hibee and steamerSchemey
Example:
Ross: Dude, where’ve you been the past month?
Linda: Sorry I’ve been MIA, I’ve been planning a new schemey.
Ross: Dude, where’ve you been the past month?
Linda: Sorry I’ve been MIA, I’ve been planning a new schemey.
Schemey
A ned. A person brought up on fast food and buckfast wine in a Scottish council scheame. The lowest of the low. Think shell suit, white flabby skin, bad hair and a sovvy ring.