1. An adjective that describes practically every human being alive with only a few exceptions. I mean, who thinks about other people more than their needs? If you're living in a
3rd world country, suffering constantly or have less than a week to live, you probably aren't going to bitch, moan and remind everyone else of your suffering as much as some asshat kid with 2 tests on the same day! (BLASHPEMY! 2 TESTS?? And HOMEWORK on top of that?? IN-JUST-ICE!!)
2. What to call people, when at
lost for words, who enter
their own name at Urbandictionary.com with a lengthy paragraph telling readers why (self-absorbed asshat) loves him/herself.
Example:
Oh my goodness, it's just a
QUIZ. And EVERY-FRICKING-PERSON who went to school got HOMEWORK ASSIGNED TO THEM. How about instead of bitching to me about your
trivial "problems", you DO your homework and stop calling me!!