spanner

Someone who's a tool



spanner
A particularly lengthy turd which stretches from one end of the bowl to the other.
Example:
I dropped a spanner in Julie's toilet at her party, but when I flushed it bent in half and plugged the bowl how embarassing!


spanner
1. A useless fish poker player who thinks they are the best.

2. A bad poker hand.
Example:
He went on Tilt after going all in preflop with 2 4 offsuit and losing. What an Absolute Spanner!

What were you doing going all in preflop after 2 re raises with that 2 4 offsuit Spanner hand anyway? You deserved to lose.


Spannered
To be heavily under the influence of illicit drugs. MDMA (ecstasy) In particular.
Example:
raver 1: I was fucking spannered last night mate
raver 2: Yeah i saw the pictures, 3rd degree gurns and your eyes were falling into the back of your head mate!


Spanner
Spanner ..

In the works …

Said spanner

Is I …



So only something biblical ..

Could …

But yep …

Biblical or extremely unlucky

So … I will let you decide if meant to be or not ..

Simply ran out of words …

Words over coffee is all I’m leaving out there at this point

Anything after that …

Depends on the former …

Can’t be doing stress any longer

Neither you can you I imagine

And yes I am very sorry but hardly had a choice… Random sequence of events, even by my standards …

Luck ….

Well I get all or nothing generally …. Maybe I get the chance to explain eventually …
Example:
Spanner

Ms spanner .. my original words were meant for one only ….

The less pretty words a result of the fuckery that ensued …


Spanners
Euphemistic swear word, used to avoid giving offence, especially when need arises to curse in front of children.

Derived from the idiom that when something goes wrong it is known as 'throwing a spanner in the works".
Example:
SPANNERS!


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