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The perfect score for an online time-based math test in a lockdown or in the new normal, because for most teachers, 19 is the new 100.



19

by EpicScientician on Sep 19, 2021 23:11:46

Deep Thought the computer made a huge mistake on the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything. Turns out the answer is 19, not 42!

This horrendous mistake was noticed when mathematicians proved that the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything must be a prime number, which 42 isn't. As is well known, mathematical proofs, unlike scientific ones, can never be refuted. Ergo, it must be the case that Deep Thought made an error.

It turns out some craphead programmer made a (serious) typo on the very first line of Deep Thought's code, for some reason causing the whole program to add 23 to the final answer. Only God knows what the heck when in that programmer's head at the time...
Example:
Jack: 19 year-olds are the ultimate members of society since 19 is (the true) answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

John: I bet your 20th birthday will be the worst one yet!


19

by Miss 19 year old cat lady on Apr 02, 2012 03:25:11

This age is a sack full of lamesauce. It's basically like being 18 again - only older, unfortunately/obviously. Enjoy 19 to its fullest though because it is your last year of being a teenybopper. Don't expect the lame/alright family (lame=family party/alright=money) birthday parties anymore, or over-the-top gifts. Not from your parents, and ESPECIALLY not from distance relatives. MAYBE you'll have better luck at Christmas. All in all, you're lucky if you receive some cash from your parents, and enjoy your last year of being a kid! Once you're 20, you'll feel depressed that you're no longer a teenager. But no worries! Once you turn 21 you can drop your sneaky ways, legally drink, and have all the fun of when you were a teenager. Even though being sneaky was the fun part. PRETTY MUCH, GROWING UP SUCKS. Cherish every moment of your teenage years. (16-18 are the best IMO)
Example:
Mom: Happy 19th birthday, sweetie!:):)

Me: Ugh. What're we doing today?

Mom: GOING OUT TO EAT MUAHEHE NO PARTY AND YOUR GRANDPARENTS, AUNTS, BROTHERS, OR COUSINS DIDN'T GET YOU SHIT SINCE YOU'RE NO LONGER 18 OR YOUNGER YEAH HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOUR LIFE H8S YOU BUT OH HERE'S $100 MAYBE YOU CAN BUY LIKE 2 THINGS FROM URBAN OUTFITTERS COOL RIGHT

Me: FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU

(This may only apply to somewhat spoiled kids in small town suburbs.)


19

by King Ninja on Apr 15, 2004 08:40:42

To "be 19", or to have "gone 19" essentially means that something has gone wrong, is just plain weird, or is inexplicable. Derived from Stephen King's 'Dark Tower' series. Its true meaning, if anything more than a motif, has yet to be revealed.
Example:
"Welcome to the 19th level of The Dark Tower."

"The whole fucking world has gone 19."


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