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the Battle Axe

(also battle axe)A very Agressive and bad tempered (old) woman

battle axe

by MustangGT on Sep 26, 2005 04:18:29

A fierce, unpleasant older woman with strong opinions.

Example:
Ms. Henry is a real battle axe!
Just ignore that old bird, she's a battle axe.

battle axe

by goosenard on Jun 30, 2006 15:28:46

woman of hideous proportians, usually bottle blond with the RIGHT opinion on every thing, so help you God!!

Example:
Margaret Thatcher, the battle axe of the Falklands

Battle Axe

by H23 on Oct 23, 2008 00:16:18

An older female receptionist, secretary or office manager who is very surly, strict, and unpleasant to interact with.

Example:
Don't even try to enter building B without a visitor pass, the Battle Axe at the front desk won't let you in and will call security.

Battle Axe

by Vehementi Dominus on Jan 30, 2004 20:48:09

Weapon - two sided axe, held with obne hand inbetween the blades and one lower down the pole.

Example:
The barbaric demon charged, battle axe in hand he decapitated thehuman.

battle axe

by djsee4 on Feb 21, 2010 03:11:59

Across the lands known to be a brutal legend is a musician who rocks so hard the music from his guitar transforms that very instrument to a weapon of mentality used to convey his band's metal fury lyrics.

Example:
Jack Black whips shitties all over his battle axe in the band Tenacious D.

Battle-Axe

by MDeads on Jun 07, 2011 04:01:08

A prominent dance move among electric dance music enthusiasts involving a powerful chopping movement using both hands in a full-body gyration upon the drop of a house music song.

Example:
Joey just battle-axed so righteous when that Avicii beat dropped!

Battle Axe

by Wall of Death on Oct 27, 2010 19:16:36

A two handed punch to the face. grasp you right fist with your' left hand (as if holding an imaginary handle). Deliver blow from up behind your' shoulder into the face of other person.

Example:
If cornered by some one, or if someone runs at you, a Battle Axe to the face for neck will annihilate them. particularly useful against dickheads

Battle Axe

by JA on Nov 14, 2003 10:01:01

See Slapper,

Mature woman who enjoys frequent dirty shaggin'.

Example:
"look at that old battle axe, she walks like a cowboy"

Battle Axe

by snofrandy on Apr 28, 2010 07:51:52

An action that requires a 2-person team and an unsuspecting victim. One will be behind the victim, and the other infront, as if starting a conversation. Then, on signal, two people will grab each other's hands in between the victim's legs, stand up, and do a shake-hand motion with firm grip on each other's hands. This will then cause a bit of pain to the victim, and laughter to the spectators. Shake it a few times and release. Be careful if the victim has a high center of gravity. It might cause them to topple over and injure themselves. "It's always fun till someone gets hurt"

Example:
Dru: Hey Carlos, let's Battle Axe Mike.

Carlos: Ayt. Hey sup Mike! How's life?
Mike: I'm good...
Dru: (Signaling 1-2-3)
Carlos and Dru Battle-Axes Mike
Mike: WTF?!?!

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