the Harpoon

That which must be manned.Used in jest when an overweight and obnoxious girl enters the room and you want her removed. Alludes to whaling harpoons.Or, simply, a joke to crack when a large woman is observed.



Harpoon
A harmonica (southern argot/slang?)
Example:
"Me & Bobby Mcgee" (1st verse):
"Busted flat in Baton Rouge, headin' for the trains,
Feelin' nearly faded as my jeans.
Bobby thumbed a diesel down just before it rained,
Took us all the way to New Orleans.
Took my harpoon out of my dirty red bandana
And was blowin' sad while Bobby sang the blues,
With them windshield wipers slappin' time and
Bobby clappin' hands
We finally sang up every song that driver knew…"


harpooner
a guy who goes after fat chic i.e. harpooning a whale

also, it can mean a poker player who goes after easy money from a rich player (who is called a whale)


harpooning
-The act of successfully bringing home a woman equal to or greater than your own body weight in desperation at the end of a long drunken night of being rejected by more attractive and better-endowed women. After successfully completeting this task, a man will be granted his license to harpoon and may continue to indulge in this difficult task.
The greatest of harpooning feats is referred to as a moby dick
Example:
Kyle: Dude I boned a hottie last night.
Disgusted friend: MAN, she was a whale, but you've earned your harpooning license
Kyle:I wondered why she wanted the lights off


harpoon
For seamen the call of "Harpoon!" is a call of distress when a particularly dangerous sea monster is approaching their vessel. In modern culture this is used by young males to communicate their concern for an inebriated friend being attracted to a morbidly obese or outrageously unattractive female or transvestite.
Example:
Travis: "Yo Aaron check out that chick Rick is dancing with."
Aaron: "Oh shit! Harpoon! Harpoon!"


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