the Notebook

The world's greatest example of a chick flick. Based off a book by Nicholas Sparks (of A Walk to Remember fame, so you know what you're getting from the start), it follows two Southern teenagers (played by Ryan Gosling, who every girl who's ever seen the movie develops an irrational crush on, and Rachel McAdams, who is much more palatable in Wedding Crashers) from apparently the 1950s to the present day. Being male, I didn't keep track of the plot, or the dialogue, or much else: I just kept handing the girl I was watching it with tissues and nipping off to the bathroom to check the Chicago White Sox score.



The Notebook
1. the movie that surpassed vibrators as the most common female masturbatory aid.
2.a sure way to get a girl wet in one way or the other.
3. the second coming of the Anti-Penis.
Example:
Man, I just Hotel Rwanda.... that is the saddest movie ever.

Not as sad as The Notebook!

Ugh.....


notebooked
A term used to describe how a guy or girl gets their boyfriend or girlfriend to watch the movie "The Notebook", and most times, trying to (or successfully) making them emotional and sad so they are in a state to be seduced/ needing to be loved. A term used to describe what usually comes after is "notebook sex". "Notebooking" was featured in a Season 3 episode of "One Tree Hill".
Example:
Guy: That was so sad...
Girl: Wanna make out?

OR

Girl: I can't believe I've never seen that before! That's so sad...
Guy: Wanna do it?

(Afterwards)

Guy 1: How'd you do it, man?
Guy 2: I notebooked her sooky ass!

OR

Girl 1: How'd you get him in bed? That's so hard to do to a guy for me...
Girl 2: It's called "notebooking", bitch!


notebook
The new word for "laptop". Probably used because corporate swines want to avoid lawsuits when someone's bollocks get toasted off - "notebooks" do tend to get pretty hot, yet the name doesn't insinuate that you put it on your lap, unlike laptop.
Example:
The progression of technology can be a curse. This new "notebook" is so hot, I can't even use it on my lap for twenty minutes without feeling ill.


the notebook
definition for girl: the best movie ever and will make u cry.


definition for guy: a long movie with that girl from mean girls but if u stay awake u will get your reward.
Example:
Girl: (crying) That was soooooooo sad. would u try to help me remeber if i had a brain deases
Guy: Yea..... of course and id still love you if we were in ww2 and we had a class difference
Girl: lets go to bed
Guy: (!!!!!!!!!)


the notebook
An amazing love story about a boy named Noah and a girl named Allie. The movie is based on the novel by Nicholas Sparks. Almost everyone that watches this movie cries. The theme of the movie is: love can create miracles.
Example:
From The Notebook:
Noah: That's what we do...We fight. You tell me when I'm being an arrogant son of a bitch and I tell you when you're being a pain in the ass. Which you are, 99% of the time. I'm not afriad to hurt your feelings. You have like a 2 second rebound rate and you're back to doing the next pain in the ass thing.
Allie: So What?
Noah: So it's not going to be easy. It's going to be really hard. And we're going to have to work at this every day. But I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever, every day.


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