The Rainforest Café
by Tuki on Mar 25, 2008 07:57:43
Large jungle-themed restaurant owned by the
Landry's Corporation. Typically falls just short of pimping out its employees in its never-ending quest to squeeze every last goddamn
dime out of customers. Often mistakes the criteria for what makes a rainforest animal (note: Kodiak Grizzlies do not live in the rainforest) and what constitutes an appropriate rainforest soundtrack (note: nix the
jazz flute and the country rock ballads). Management handpicks leering hispanic men and manic fucktard douchebags to round out the staff. Don't snap on the retail girls because you don't understand the dynamics of capitalism.
Example:
Man: Wtf there is a petite mexican man inside that 6'
tree frog costume. Why is he bipedal, why does he stink of febreze.
Woman: Why, that's Cha Cha!
The Rainforest Café's lovable mascot here to lift your spirits and enliven your child's day.
Man: I've decided to go
batshit insane on the next person to take my picture for $5.99 or offer me membership to their Safari Club program.
Woman: Why is it so loud in here? The foliage overhead is extremely dusty. Are those fish real? Those uniforms are fugly.
Rainforest Violation
by John Slivka on Oct 31, 2007 15:15:42
A woman who has a lot of or refuses to shave her pubes. This is derived from the fact that due to the
thickness of pubic hair, light will never reach the actual skin; similar to sunlight in
the rainforest. In addition, the hair is thick enough to be a
habitat for animal life.
Example:
This one time I saw
my buddy's girl come out the shower. I kinda knew she was one of those feminist twats who didn't shave
beforehand, but now I had evidence that she was a walking Rainforest Violation!
Polluting the Rainforest
by jfitz109 on Jan 19, 2006 06:21:25
The term used to desribe when you are
taking a shower with your girl. As soon as the water is
steaming, you fart so that the stink
attaches to the steam particles and "pollutes" the air.