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the contraption

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The Contraption

by Ian and Shawn on Jul 29, 2006 09:58:48

A device which connects your penis to your ass. The prime adjective of this device is to allow a stream of your own urine to flow directly into your own anus. The feeling is both pleasurable and sensational.

Example:
Yo DC, quit hogging the contraption. I wanna pee in my own ass too!

contraption

by The Return of Light Joker on Jul 18, 2009 09:38:17

any contrivance or device

Example:
That contraption will mess up the land.

contrapt

by Christopher Kaiser on Jun 07, 2005 16:32:56

To create something in a haphazard and improvisational manner.

Example:
"Its not like I can just go into my workshop and contrapt you a personal robot assistant overnight--these things take several months of delicate work."

contraption adaption

by Juan O'Malley on Jul 23, 2009 00:15:07

1) The period of time needed to familiarize oneself with a new electronic device.
2) Often, a period of extreme anxiety and frustration stemming from one's need to learn a lot of technical information in a short to non-existent period of time.

Example:
1) "I'm sorry, Joe. I won't be in to work today. I'm exhausted from staying up all night learning how to use my new i-phone and am suffering this morning from a bad case of contraption adaption."

2) "I'm now limiting my persuit of new e-toys to only those gadgets with a low level of contraption adaption."

3) The salesguy said: "If you buy this new Mac laptop today, I guarantee you'll start using it today." "Yeah, sure", I said. "I'll BET there's no contraption adaption for THIS machine!"

multi-contraptional

by Wayne Jones on Sep 03, 2005 04:12:01

Any device or technology that is too complicated to successfully operate. A modern version of a Rube Goldberg device.

Example:
That widget is so multi-contraptional, it'll never work.

ass contraption

by Hintonater on Nov 23, 2017 05:20:11

when you wipe your bum with a hedgehog

Example:
Use an ass contraption to wipe your ass is when you use a hedgehog touch surface to wipe that raggity shit stains from your ass

penile contraption

by dilbaid5 on Apr 25, 2009 22:34:05

a penis to be exact.
a man can piss out of it.
when a man ejaculates he can eject semen like substances out of it.
it is soft but may get hard if aroused.
mostly aroused by another man doing things sexually to himself or another man.

Example:
that 30 year old man just showed me his disgusting half black penile contraption.

nut-butt contraption

by the all-knowing boof on May 25, 2023 14:02:52

a machine with a metal pipe connecting your wee-wee tip to your rectum. So when the operator of the machine ejaculates, all the semen funnels into his asshole in the hope of making the operator pregnant.

Example:
Rick: "Did you know Steve had a baby even though he's a man?"
Nick: "Yeah I heard he used a nut-butt contraption to make that happen."
Rick: "Damn, well how about that."

German Monkey Contraption

by TwoFlamingFlamingos on May 17, 2018 02:53:13

suspenders or any contraption to hold up the pants.

Example:
Hitler: I like the juice.
Rachel: thanks, their German Monkey Contraptions

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