gopher
n. A low-ranking employee who is made to do the bidding of their superiors. So-called because they are often running around doing various small tasks.
the gopher
Gopher it - gophered it - gophering itA Semmesian dialect term meaning to do what you have to do without additional thoughtSynonyms: grow a sack and do itChiefly southerngopherment
1. a term reflecting the frequent tendency of government officials to suddenly disappear from public view when the spotlight of criticism shines on them, typically for a period of 1-2 days or until someone else's boneheaded antics capture the headlines
2. An instinctive and defensive reaction of an elected official to avoid a "whack-a-mole" reaction by their constituents
2. An instinctive and defensive reaction of an elected official to avoid a "whack-a-mole" reaction by their constituents
Example:
"Hey, have you seen Gov Stanford since his "hiking trip" hit the wires?"
"No, he seems to have ducked outa sight."
"Just like a gopherment official. Gone underground until someone else steals the limelight."
"Hey, have you seen Gov Stanford since his "hiking trip" hit the wires?"
"No, he seems to have ducked outa sight."
"Just like a gopherment official. Gone underground until someone else steals the limelight."
Gopher
Noun. Someone in a low-rank position. Usually used for low rank tasks. So called because of its sound-a-like to "go-for", as in to go for something, such as to go for coffee.
They basically are the peasants of the corporate ladder and do whatever the fuck their bosses say.
They basically are the peasants of the corporate ladder and do whatever the fuck their bosses say.
Gophering
When desperately needing to go for a poo, the moment when it pokes it's head out of your bumhole and quickly goes back inside like a startled Gopher!
Example:
Heaven help me - I am Gophering badly and I need to lay a cable proto as the brown light is flashing!
Heaven help me - I am Gophering badly and I need to lay a cable proto as the brown light is flashing!
Gopher
A user of the programming language Go, created by Google. The brain behind the language basically describes Gophers as retarded children and I quote "They’re typically, fairly young, fresh out of school, probably learned Java, maybe learned C or C++, probably learned Python. They’re not capable of understanding a brilliant language but we want to use them to build good software. So, the language that we give them has to be easy for them to understand and easy to adopt."
gophering
When working in a cube farm, the sticking up of one's head above the hedge to see or hear what other coworkers are doing.
Example:
After the discussion of John's wife sleeping with the office manager, I found myself gophering a lot more than usual.
After the discussion of John's wife sleeping with the office manager, I found myself gophering a lot more than usual.
The gopher
Putting your fingers in a girl's vagina and then popping your fingers out of her butt, sniffing around like a gopher.
gophering
when you have to shit really bad, but you aren't close to a bathroom, the turd starts to come out, but you suck it back in your ass as you walk swiftly to the john. like a gopher popping out of a hole.
gopher
A system that pre-dates the World Wide Web for organizing and displaying files on Internet servers. A Gopher server presents its contents as a hierarchically structured list of files. With the ascendance of the Web, many gopher databases were converted to Web sites which can be more easily accessed via Web search engines.
Gopher was developed at the University of Minnesota and named after the school's mascot. Two systems, Veronica and Jughead, let you search global indices of resources stored in Gopher systems.
Gopher was developed at the University of Minnesota and named after the school's mascot. Two systems, Veronica and Jughead, let you search global indices of resources stored in Gopher systems.