tonk Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

tonk

An illegal alien.Stands for True Origion Not Known.

tonk

by De$per8 on Apr 11, 2004 08:58:24

ghetto for strong or muscular

adopted from them tonka trucks back in the days (unbreakable)

Example:
dont mess with him
he is tonk

tonk

by Johnny Williams on Feb 28, 2005 08:46:41

Pronoun. Used as a jargon term better Border Patrol Agents to describe someone who is present in the United States illegally. (Exception: Some Dim-witted TCA PA's use the term UDA, even though most TONKS are well documented in IDENT as illegal.)

Example:
"Grab that guy over there in the Cowboys jacket. He's a Tonk too."

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by Dave on Feb 26, 2005 19:56:47

Term used, primarily by US immigration officials in informal settings, to describe an illegal immigrant of any country. Origins are unknown, but definitely predate the use of metal flashlights, contrary to the most used description of origin. It's probable that the origin is related to Chinese immigration, as the first law to restrict immigration from a particular country was enacted in 1882. It's said that many of the illegal immigrants made their way to the US via the Gulf of Tonkin area of what is now Vietnam. It's also possible that the term is related to the Chinese "tong" mob. The word should be considered only as derogatory as the phrase "illegal alien" as it does not refer to race or even nationality, only to one's immigration status in the United States.

Example:
The US Border Patrol Agent caught 3 Honduran tonks, 18 Mexican tonks and a Korean tonk when they tried to sneak across the border this morning.

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by MitchD on Dec 08, 2005 00:40:46

Noun (1): The sound made from the contact of an illegal Mexican immigrant's head and a D-cell Maglite

Noun (2): A derogatory term for an illegal alien crossing from the United State's extremely porous southern boarder, originating from the sound made from the contact of an illegal Mexican immigrant's head and a D-cell Maglite

Verb: The act of hitting the head of either an illegal Mexican immigrant or another person with either a D-cell maglite or similar object

Example:
Boarder Patrol: "Yeah, I bagged that damned tonk before he made it to the freeway!"

"Shut up before I tonk your dumbass."

tonk

by John kennedy on Nov 01, 2004 05:57:37

Illegal Mexican immigrants.

Example:
"Tonk" is the sound that is made when the illegals are hit over the head with the large flashlights/batons that the US border patrolmen carry.

tonk

by Oliver Francis on Mar 19, 2005 04:51:52

to be well buil or strongh and to have a good figure (man only)

Example:
jees your muscles are big you are well tonk

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by Arikins on Aug 10, 2007 06:21:14

A nickaname for the medium sized shorthaired cat breed known as Tonkinese which is a cross between a siamese and burmese cat. They are very intelligent, curious, playful and very affectionate towards people. Tonks vary in coat pattern depending on their colors: Blue, champagne, natural, and platinum.

Example:
"I own two tonks"
"tonks are the best cats ever"

tonk

by Alexjandro on Sep 17, 2008 08:41:34

A card game popularized by the great Thomas Warhoch II

Example:
"Hey lets play some Tonk, I'm down $15 from my other friend"

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by StayOutOfAZ on Feb 25, 2005 21:18:46

The sound made when an out of control mod is hit with a D cell maglite.

Example:
When is someone going to tonk Bk and the penguin.

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