tinder

A mobile phone app to get free STDs and other fancy venereal diseases from desperate weirdos around your area.



tinder

by nfhisdkdh on May 27, 2014 19:27:57

The easiest way to get a quick root, with minimal interaction and no communication after coitus.
Example:
Rob: What was the name of the tinder girl you just rooted?
Peter: I have no fucking clue.


tinder

by Mustardeer on Jun 19, 2018 13:48:47

A way for an average girl to have sex with a guy way out of her league.
Example:
How did Kelly score her boyfriend, was it tinder?
Nah, she doesn't need tinder, she gets hit on everywhere she goes. She met Jason on set when she was modeling.


Tinderizing

by Huffnstuff on Jan 02, 2015 08:19:02

Fostering multiple relationships at the same time, that all began from a simple Tinder swipe, while ignoring the rest of the outside world.
Example:
Everyone in the room laughed at the joke except for Jon because he was too busy tinderizing.


Tinder

by JakeTheSnake5 on Mar 22, 2015 16:12:58

A dating app in which 95% of the guys are looking for casual sex or nudes to jack off to, and 95% of the girls are either looking for bae or just want to make friends... resulting in pretty much consistent disappointment and frustration for both parties...

Kinda like real life
Example:
*Dude matches with girl*
Dude: "Hey wanna meet up?"
Girl: "You worthless pig, I'm not just on Tinder for hookups, I'm here to have valuable conversation and try to find Mr. Right"
Dude: *unmatched* "Well, better luck next time"


Tinder

by IntelligentPerson77 on Mar 08, 2021 01:18:31

Tinder is the eugenics program that was created by german scientists in nazi Germany around 1933-1945. The goal of the program was to give breeding rights to certain people with certain traits that were considered superior(such as tall height) in order to create a superior race and at the same time get rid of unwanted races and phenotypes. When world war 2 ended, the allies stole many documents and findings of the german scientists and brought them to america. There, they started to study and improve the eugenics program in order to make it as efficient as possible. They planned to implement the program to the american population while using modern technology such as the internet and smartphones. The eugenics program started officially in 2012 and since then it spread all over the world. The users of the program can create a profile and start seeing profiles of other users on their smartphone. The female users pick the male users with the best traits(around 10% of the userbase) and meet up for sex and various activities. The majority of the male userbase(90%) is unwanted and therefore their genes die out. Tinder is officially a huge success. Human rights organization and various scientists and academics from universities around the world have expressed their concerns about the genocide of the sub8 males but goverments and authorities ignore the problem and many of them in fact support the genocide.
Example:
Person 1>Hey man you got any matches on Tinder?
Person 2>Nah man, my genes are inferior, i will never breed!
Person 1>Damn man, that's sad! Just be yourself, go outside and be positive!
Person 2> Thx for the advice Norman!


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