towy

a synonym which broadly means "I am a shallow cunt with no ideas of my own and base my personality on reality TV because I think it makes me look cool in front of all my fellow bell-ends. "



TOWIE
The Only Way Is Essex (popularly abbreviated to 'TOWIE'):

An unbearably awful television programme, comparable to the crusty wank-stains on the knickers of your grandma's urine-soaked, faecal-filled incontinence pants. The show also consists of fake, orange, talentless chav 'actors' who are severely mentally retarded, and the only kindness humanity can show them is by shooting them in the head, thus purging the World of their existence.

TOWIE.
Example:
I watched TOWIE last night. No amount of therapy will make what I saw, ok.


TOWIE
Someone who loves 'The Only Way Is Essex'. Usually a dumb girl trying to copy slightly famous dumber girls to become a braindead schlag. Some say the best kind of girl..
Example:
That girl is a massive TOWIE! your cue to go get in her.


Towy
To be "towy" is to be in a disagreeable mood, with a chip on one's shoulder. When someone is "towy" they are looking for a fight, wanting to argue, in a bad mood wanting to take it out on others.
Example:
Guy #1: Have you talked to Sally tonight? She almost bit my had off. She is in a very towy mood.

Guy #2: She's always towy, especially during her period.


Towie
Chair Lift operators at ski resorts.
Especially the superior Australian resorts such as Falls Creek.
Example:
Excuse me, but may I ask what you're called?
We're Towies.
Are you ever referred to as Lifties?
Sometimes, but only by idiots.


Towi Dig
The same characteristics of a Tavi Diaz, except having illegible handwriting.
Example:
I can't read anything that Tavi Diaz writes. He must be a Towi Dig.


Towis
A small streamer that cant read for shit. He aslo has an christian channel.
All we know about him is that he is a boomer born in 1993/4. He aslo sucksin FPS games.
Example:
Towis- Fuck them ! They are noobs!

All his viewers- CHRISTAN CHANNEL YOU BICHASS


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