utilities

(noun) Set of ancillary supplies (like electricity, gas, water.... etc.) required for living in an apartment or house.



utilize
A substitute for the word "use" to be employed when you want to make something sound more important or difficult than it really is.
Example:
Person says: "We utilize an alphabetical schematic to organize our records."
Translate: "We file documents alphabetically."


Utilize
(Verb) Used in Air Force basic training in lieu of saying "go to the bathroom," or "take a piss." Quite simply, utilize means to use the bathroom.
Example:
Sir, trainee Smith reports as ordered.

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT, TRAINEE!

Sir, permission to utilize the latrine?

ALRIGHT TRAINEES! YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES TO HYDRATE AND UTILIZE. HURRYUP HURRYUP!


util
Small computer program, usually to perform a single system related task. Abbr of utility; aka tool.
Example:
- I couldn't recover my deleted files from my sd; that util did not work.

- I'm gonna dl all of the ftp://suppa.warez/windoze/utilz, asap; before it's taken down.


utilize
Utilize is a politically charged euphemism, meaning: 1. to induce a buzz; 2. to drink alcoholic beverages to get drunk. The politics is anti-populist, anti-bible-belt, and anti-middle America.
Example:
"I say. You know this does utilize well" (Hemingway, Ernest, The Sun Also Rises, New York: Scribner, 1986, p. 129).
"Come on and utilize another glass" (Hemingway, Ernest, The Sun Also Rises, New York: Scribner, 1986, p. 129).


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