40th

Noun - A Unit of Time = 1 hour in a 40 hour work week (ie. 1/40)



40th base
Two trains on the same track are moving towards each other, each at a speed of 40 miles per hour. On the top of one train stand 50 naked guys with boners. On the other train stand 50 naked girls who are horny. What happens to the ones that don't fall off when the two trains run into each other is called 40th base.
Example:
Damn, i just got an orgasm from 40th base....it sure was pleasureful...


40th base
having your roommate walk in while jacking off to a picture of his mom, and then joining....similtaniously sticking a frozen banana up a monkeys twat.
Example:
guy one: dude awesomest thing happened last night!!!!!!
guy two: what?!
guy one: i got some serious monkey action.
guy two: no way! 40th base?!?!? well done dude!



40th hour dump
When you're nearing the end of your work week, still on the clock, and you spend your last precious moments productively seated on a toilet letting your excretory system gets some exercise. A foolproof method to greeting the weekend, now that you've made your money and gone on one final business trip to the bathroom.
Example:
"We all begrudgingly attended the 4pm meeting on Friday, that is except for Jared. He had to meet with the toilet for a 40th hour dump."


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