Adam Carolla
by White Sox Rule on Jun 06, 2004 01:54:28
He owns you AND your mom. The host of "
Loveline" an awesome radio show thats broadcasted from 10pm to 12pm on weeknights; also the co-creator of "
The Man Show" and "
Crank Yankers"
Example:
Adam Carolla: Sometimes it sucks to be a straight guy. Take being in a shower room. Gay guys get to see all the naked guys they want, lesbians get to see all the naked girls they want, and for straight girls its like being at a
car show; you get to admire all the nice breasts and butts like they are a nice Porsche. But us straight guys, the people who work the hardest and bring
in the bacon get
nothing to show for it! Sometimes I hate life.
adam carolla
by B3N_1x34 on Jun 16, 2008 02:11:24
one of the funniest men ever. on the man show, was on
loveline on
kroq, had a show on comedy central that was pretty funny, had a house building show on TLC that was awesome, was on
dancing with the stars and should have won with that awesome unicycle ride, now had a alright morhing show on 97.1fm in orange county.
look him up on youtube and see how hes frickin funny
Example:
adam carolla: 'this is my crew, or as i like to call them,
my band of unemployable idiots'
caller: 'i masterbate around 8 times a day, then my penis starts to hurt really bad. what should i do?'
adam: 'id like to see you up around 8... but this is like someone sayin 'i stab myself in the wrist with a pen and it hurts, what should i do?you stop
wackin off so much, you idiot'
'why didnt my mom
lay me on my back when i was a kid?? now i can only sleep on my side, so when im in a airplane, im trying to get comfortable twisting around so i can get some sleep...'
Adam Carolla Show
by InkSlinger on Oct 27, 2007 08:42:00
The Adam Carolla Show is a weekday morning radio show in Los Angeles and is syndicated up and down the West Coast. Comedian and radio show personality Adam Carolla hosts the show with co-hosts Danny
Bonaduce and
Teresa Strasser. On the show they conduct interviews with celebrities, engage in casual banter, and present national and international news in a comedic forum. The Adam Carolla Show took the place of The Howard Stern Show in 2006 under CBS' FREE FM format.