The biggest drama queen in the world. He is always the loudest person in the room with the most attitude and always the main character. He doesn’t like a lot of people. But if he do likes you, he cares and loves you more than anything. And we all love him. Everyone needs an Ale in their life.

Shes an amazing friend or girlfriend if your lucky. Shes so sweet but you need to show her you love her, telling her wont cut it. If you date her show her off, kiss her, hold her hand, make her feel like shes the only girl in the world. Never let her go, youll regret it.

Pronounced simularly to 'Alfred', removing the 'FR' sound. Good, strong, powerful and authorititive male Welsh name. Commonly a name given to a person of uniquely high coolness and respectability. Roughly translated it means 'He who is loveable'

A very composed man when needed to be. Hysterically funny. Very sexy with a cock ranging anywhere from average to huge. Italian or greek in hertiage, Italians pack more heat downstairs but the greeks are not too far behind. Gets the ladies whenever needed but is a sweet kind hearted soul who has a crazy side underneath it all.

A person who is ALWAYS right. Never question it. You’re wrong.

Short for Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis, otherwise known as "Lou Gehrig's Disease". It's a neurodegenerative disease characterized by muscle spasticity, rapidly progressive weakness due to muscle atrophy, and difficulty speaking, swallowing, and breathing. ALS is the most common of the five motor neuron disease.

A shitty little town in scotland. Sometimes retardedly known as "the ghetto".

What you can call Paul Simon.

a type of beer, which is an alcoholic beverage made from grain. in the case of ale malted barley and sometimes malted wheat are the key ingredients. ale is the world's oldest form of beer dating back before the advent of agriculture. ale and alcoholic beverages are likely the reason humanity settled down to cultivate grain and left the more efficient and enjoyable hunter gatherer lifestyle. before there was lager, which is a fairly recent type of beer, there was ale. ales use top fermenting strains of yeast and are brewed and often served at warmer temperatures than lager. ales generally have a more robust taste, are more complex and are best consumed cool (50F or a bit warmer) rather than cold.
common styles of ale include pale ale, brown ale, dubbel, witbeir, bitter, hefeweizen, stout, barley wine, lambic and porter. there has been a fairly recent resurgence of ales brewed in the US and around the world which rose out of the microbrewery / craft brewing revolution that began in the early 1980s