Will Barlow
A Will Barlow is someone who has lost all self respect for themselves and just does whatever the fuck they want to do.
BARLOW
verb. to become completley drunk to the point of unconsciousness, and embarrass ones self hugely. person is most likely oblivious to previous nights action once the alcohol/substance has worn off.Barlow
Example:
Random guy: Oi You're fucking wrecked Barlow
Barlow: Yeah I am, but at least im not mankey like you!
Random G: ahaha Bullets
Random guy: Oi You're fucking wrecked Barlow
Barlow: Yeah I am, but at least im not mankey like you!
Random G: ahaha Bullets
barlowing
Verb.
1. The act of shafting people in the queue without seeming like a total twat when the bartender forgets that you're at the back of the queue and asks you what you want. This is done by turning to one of the people next to you and saying "This person was here before me." to the bartender thus shafting everybody else and looking like a saint to the bartender and the person next to you. This is called barlowing because it is the moral equivalent of making a song for charity and performing tax evasion.
2. A manoeuvre that allows you to get to the front of a bar queue when one of the people in front of you leave and the person next to you is also contending to get that space. This is done by preventing the leaving man from turning to face you and can be performed in this step by step procedure:
Step 1: Form a barrier between the leaver and the bar's exit. This is commonly done by putting your hand on the bar while facing the leaver. This will cause him to turn the other way.
Step 2: If the leaver turns too far away, the "opponent" will still have a decent chance of getting that space. This can be prevented by putting your other hand on the bar, and then sliding in when the leaver starts to leave.
This is called barlowing because while it is usually considered rude to turn your back on somebody, you'll be thinking "I want your back for good."
1. The act of shafting people in the queue without seeming like a total twat when the bartender forgets that you're at the back of the queue and asks you what you want. This is done by turning to one of the people next to you and saying "This person was here before me." to the bartender thus shafting everybody else and looking like a saint to the bartender and the person next to you. This is called barlowing because it is the moral equivalent of making a song for charity and performing tax evasion.
2. A manoeuvre that allows you to get to the front of a bar queue when one of the people in front of you leave and the person next to you is also contending to get that space. This is done by preventing the leaving man from turning to face you and can be performed in this step by step procedure:
Step 1: Form a barrier between the leaver and the bar's exit. This is commonly done by putting your hand on the bar while facing the leaver. This will cause him to turn the other way.
Step 2: If the leaver turns too far away, the "opponent" will still have a decent chance of getting that space. This can be prevented by putting your other hand on the bar, and then sliding in when the leaver starts to leave.
This is called barlowing because while it is usually considered rude to turn your back on somebody, you'll be thinking "I want your back for good."
Example:
1. "Wow Dave, that was very kind of you to let that man go first" "Actually Nick, I was barlowing the queue. I was 9th when I arrived, but I skipped to 2nd!"
2. While Dave was usually a moral person, he occasionally liked to practise barlowing in pubs. He didn't feel any guilt if the person next to him was a notefold cock.
1. "Wow Dave, that was very kind of you to let that man go first" "Actually Nick, I was barlowing the queue. I was 9th when I arrived, but I skipped to 2nd!"
2. While Dave was usually a moral person, he occasionally liked to practise barlowing in pubs. He didn't feel any guilt if the person next to him was a notefold cock.
barlowe
A person that never gives up and will always find a way to be great , they don't lose, their sex is great
Barlowed
Barlow
Unlike the other definitions on here, Barlow actually happens to be the best last name ever.
If Barlow is your last name, it tends to be a good substitute for a first name if yours is as bland as mine (or you just happen to go by your last name).
If Barlow is your last name, it tends to be a good substitute for a first name if yours is as bland as mine (or you just happen to go by your last name).
Barlow
Example:
Urgh, I can't believe he said that, that's totally Barlow of him.
His face was so Barlow.
I met this Barlow guy last night, he tried to touch me. Stupid Barlow.
Urgh, I can't believe he said that, that's totally Barlow of him.
His face was so Barlow.
I met this Barlow guy last night, he tried to touch me. Stupid Barlow.
Barlow
1; A loud, almost incessantly rude individual who brings comic relief to a situation, but can also create tension.
2; a person who commits a random or insane act of stupidity which leaves some in disbelief.
3; a Bitch.
2; a person who commits a random or insane act of stupidity which leaves some in disbelief.
3; a Bitch.
Example:
1; "Dude, that guy who just screamed 'asshole' is a total Barlow"
2; "Did you see that? he just ran across the highway. What a Barlow."
3; "Andrew is cool sometimes, but mostly he's just a Barlow."
1; "Dude, that guy who just screamed 'asshole' is a total Barlow"
2; "Did you see that? he just ran across the highway. What a Barlow."
3; "Andrew is cool sometimes, but mostly he's just a Barlow."
Barlowed
Very very drunk