Beaufort

Known for its Southern hospitality and casual seaside charm, Beaufort reigns as the "Queen of the Carolina Sea Islands." With its scenic waterfront charm, quaint shops and historic homes, Beaufort beckons, encouraging visitors to drift back in time and experience Southern hospitality at its finest. It is pronounced like beau-tiful, hence the rhyme- Beautiful Beaufort, only its not just a rythme, in fact..beaufort is so beautiful that during the 1860's when General Sherman, who was commanded by president Lincoln to burn down all of the south, saw Beaufort, he thought that it was so beautiful that he just couldn't burn such a sight, so he spared the marvelous town. This is also one of the most historic places in all of the US. Its so enriched in history that one may not be able to fully enjoy its splendor without taking a tour in its famous downtown area.



Beaufort
The third oldest town in North Carolina. Pronounced "Bo-fort" as opposed to "Bew-fort" which is in South Carolina.

This is a lovely little historic town with a gorgeous waterfront. Great for spending part of your summer vacations in!
If you want to live in this town, you must not like any of the following things:

-good shopping
-good movie theaters
-cultural diversity
-rollerskating/ice skating rinks
-bowling alleys
-good restaurants
-good schools
-fun of any kind
-good friends
-good cops

So come vacation in Beaufort! Don't move here, because you will regret it (:
Example:
Beaufort is a great town for vacationing, but I would never move there. It is way to boring.


Beaufort
Pronounced "Bo-fort". NOT "Bew-fort" as in the South Carolinian pronunciation.
Beaufort is a small town on the coast of North Carolina. It is known for being the third oldest town in North Carolina and a haven for the notorious Blackbeard the Pyrate. Beaufort is rich in maritime history and culture, making it an ideal location for those seeking retirement. Unfortunately for us young folks, this means absolutely no fun whatsoever.
Example:
Billy: Where are you from?
Sue: Beaufort, North Carolina.
Billy: You mean "Bew-fort"?
Sue: No, idiot. I know how to pronounce the name of my hometown. It's "Bo-fort".


Beaufort Sucks
Beaufor is pretty much like Africa. Nothing but welfare check carrying niggers. i fucking hate this place so much. i wish they would all go back to africa. Fuck My Life this place sucks so bad
Example:
Hey double D you wanna go to wal-mart and get some brewsloskies? Nah man lets go to the Hadji Mart there are to many niggers at wal-mart.
oh yeah....man beaufort sucks.


University of South Carolina Beaufort
a tiny school out in the middle of nowhere surrounded by marines, old people, and tourists. Good if you have a car and unlimited supply of money for gas. The only thing close is Wal-Mart and the Kangaroo gas station. Watch out for the fox on campus, he'll stare you down.
Example:
Only go to University of South Carolina Beaufort if you wanna get the hell away from your parents for a few months, cuz you won't like it for too long.


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