Budweiser's

The name of a high quality Czech beer brewed in Ceske Budejovice (formerly Budweis), that subsequently had it's name fucking jack moved by piss water loving american red necks who turned this once primo brand into one of the worlds most effective displays of brewing incompetence. Enjoyed by millions Nascar enthusiast across the country.



Budweiser
1. Beer of Czech origin, aka Budvar. Characterized by full, rich flavor and generally pleasurable drinking experience.
2. Beer of American origin. Gives drinker the impression of having received a golden shower in his mouth.
Example:
As the bartender poured out the American Budweiser into my glass, I couldn't help but feel like a doctor receiving a urine sample from a patient.


budweiser
1. Bland, flavorless alcohol delivery system that sells because of advertising. See also Zima , Wonder Bread , and Hamburger Helper
Example:
Don't tell me how good my beer is, okay? I know how good my beer is, because I'm the one who buys it, okay? When Bonnie goes to the store to buy beer, she buys Budweiser. When I drink my beer I want to taste it.


budweiser
A popular beer-like beverage sold in cans of 6, 12, 24, and sometimes 30 and in bottles, glass, plastic, and metallic--falling under the class of a lager. It can be found in most if not all liquor stores, chain grocery stores, wal-marts, costcos, 711s, convenience stores, and sporting events across the 50 states of America.
Example:
Budweiser gained popularity first in America then in other parts of the world due to it's cheap-price, and wide availability.

Many beer enthusiasts especially Europeans may be heard remarking that budweiser is not very high quality beer and that Americans don't know what good beer is.

Joe American 1: Hey fellas, I'll go grab a few cold ones for us. Waddaya want: Sierra Nevada pale or Budweiser?

Joe American 2: The latter.

Joe American 3: Bud weiser.

Joe American 4: Pale.

Joe American 1 to Joe 4: You like Sierra?

Joe American 4: Hell yeah.

Joe American 2: But you know it's only noon and you can't drink those all day.

Joe American 4: Yeah, I know, but I want to start out with something that has some taste.

Joe American 2: Oh yeah.


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