Chopsticks

Two penises coming together to pick up objects. requires extreme skill and length. Also a good buddy.



Chopsticks
A cuddling position wherein one person is on the bottom with one leg bent and one leg straight. The other person lies partially on top with one leg in the other person's crotch and the other leg outstretched. Both people are hugging and either their left or right boobs touching.
Example:
I'm done spooning; want to chopsticks?


Chopsticks
Typically seen as a pair of long and thin hand utensils. Designed for eating and cooking food. Most notably, people of the Leo zodiac are known to use them with exceptionally poor skill. The world record for most candies picked up with chop sticks within 1 minute is held by a Gemini. As a side note, Gemini are dope.
Example:
Please use your chopsticks to eat sushi.


Chopsticks
Sexual Act; the act of two males using their erect penises to pick up random objects by using them like chopsticks.
Example:
Dwight, do you want to come over and play pee stream swords? Maybe after we can play some chopsticks.


Chopsticking
v. present participle: Any aggressive action using a straight arm and hand - where the elongated appendage resembles the tapered shape of a chopstick. This can take the form of chopping, poking, smacking, etc, particularly by someone not trained in the martial arts. (to chopstick, chopsticked)
Example:
The student received a detention for chopsticking the boy in front of him during a test.


chopstickism
A portmanteau of chopsticks and racism, chopstickism is when you go to an Asian restaurant and the server asks Asian people, but not people of other ethnicities, if they'd like chopsticks.
Example:
I went to a Korean restaurant today and the server offered all the people around me chopsticks, but not me! I'm so offended by all this chopstickism.


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