Cold Carl
by Matthew CC Gordon on Jul 29, 2010 12:19:10
When a young man freezes
a sturdy log of his feces and chases a young lady around the house trying to club her with said feces. If he gets a good
knock on her
noggin with his "Cold Carl" before it melts, he wins!
Cold Carl
by Deuce on Sep 25, 2003 04:45:18
A guy takes a dump on a
pane of glass with a girl lying
under it as part of a sex act. See also, "Hot Carl" and "
Warm Carl."
Example:
cold carl
by Anonymous on Aug 24, 2003 10:39:04
Example:
Cold Carl
by cockaholic on Jan 03, 2003 13:39:36
When you take a fat shit and
freeze it real good. Then you call your bitch over and dildo it up. Even better when she
bobs on it and
warms it up.
Cold Carl
by Donkey_Nut on Feb 20, 2016 11:09:13
Cold Carl
by Mike Hoxbigge on Jun 18, 2003 09:50:13
Cold Carl
by Cornhulio on Jan 19, 2007 00:25:28
When you open
the fridge at work (where everybody stores their lunch, etc.) and
blast a big fart into it,
closing the door quickly afterward.
Example:
Our office is having pies later to celebrate birthdays.
I just delivered a Cold Carl into
the fridge in which
the pies are stored. It'll be funny to watch everybody
eat pie later.
Cold Carl
by frenchfriedpotaters on Jan 28, 2009 03:48:37
Cold Carl Sandwich
by CharlesVA on Aug 05, 2006 15:43:40
A piece of shit rolled up in a Subway
wrapper and put in the fridge at a frat house. (a
Blimpie or
Quizno's wrapper works just as well.)