Cordon Bleu

Means high quality, litarly blue ribbon. A possible explanation of the orgin of the words meaning is that at competions in France the winner would get a blue ribbon, hence blue ribbon became to be associatied with the best.



Cordon Bleu
A hit. with the back of the hand. on the cheek.

Also, Cordon Deux, double back hand to the back of both cheeks.

Also, Cordon Fess, a kick to the ass.

Also, L'ARBRE. Being hit in the face with a tree branch.

Also, Linguini. Two fingers pushing the forhead back.

Also, Rigatoni. Flicking someones chin with all fingers.

Also, Tabackernack, to place a cigarette in someones mouth forcefully.

Also, Shnitzle, to push with the fist on someones chest.

All of these moves must be accompanied by a cry of the name of the move.

None of these are done violently, only gently.
Example:
"DID YOU JUST CORDON BLEU ME?"

"DON'T YOU L'ARBRE ME!"

ect.


Penis Cordon Bleu
When one commits a "Penis Cordon Bleu", he has had sex with a very large girl. PCB got its name for the idea that when a man inserts his penis into a fat chick, it is warm, meaty, and cheesy inside.
Example:
Man, I was so drunk last night I committed a Penis Cordon Bleu when I banged that 200 lb chick in Tri-Delt.


Queef Cordon Bleu
During WWII French women would stuff their vaginas with cheese and queef to avoid being raped by Nazi soldiers during village invasions. So offensive was the smell of these queefs that the Nazi’s would avoid these villages entirely; often returning to base in need of medical treatment similar to that required by victims of napalm. Due to the scarceness of food during those times the cheese could not be wasted. In the absence of a chicken the most popular way to enjoy Queef Cordon Bleu was for the whole family to gather around Mum’s vagina with their bread sticks. Every one would enjoy dipping their bread in the cheese and Mum would get a little extra kick for her hard work.
Example:
I’m sorry I can’t play with you after school today Peire, but mother has been baking a batch of Queef Cordon Bleu for her last 3 menstrual cycles. I must get home in time for the evening meal.


Chicken Cordon Bleu
n: a sex act performed on a sandy beach. a man removes his penis from a woman's vagina, sticks it in the sand, reinserts the penis, and cums inside of her and keeps fucking her.
Example:
I can't wait to go to Cancun for Spring Break. I'm gonna hand out Chicken Cordon Bleus left and right.


Le Cordon Bleu
A sexual act performed on a beach between a male and his female "slampiece". At some point during sexual intercourse, the male specimen removes his condom-free member from the female specimen's vagina. He then proceeds to insert his penis into the sand. After this "poke of faith", the male then re-inserts his penis into the female's vagina, and continues to pleasure his lady-friend, as well as himself. Once the climax is reached, the male elects to ejaculate inside of the vagina. With the cooperation of the female, a successful Le Cordon Bleu has been executed.
Example:
For spring break, I told my girlfriend that we were going to get Le Cordon Bleu. Little does she know that this one will be on the house.


Bullshit Cordon Bleu
When someone makes you an offer that may look okay with some good points, but really... its stuffed with Bullshit!
Example:
My employer gave me an offer for a 6% raise this year with 10% matching 401k. However, I do have to shave his asshole and wax his balls, talk about Bullshit Cordon Bleu


chicken cordon bleu
(See Big Montana) In a reference to the best sandwich at Arby's, the chicken cordon bleu refers to a pristinely sexed vagina. While female sex organs like the big montana are common among whores the cordon bleu vagina is the crowning condition of of the organ. Legend holds that all who have attempted to fuck a pussy into cordon bleu have died, but one has been born that will shape the bleu.
Example:
He fucked that pussy into cordon bleu. She woke up to discover her roast beef and cheddar had been turned to chicken cordon bleu by her lover.


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