courtroom
A place where Jesus Christ and Judas Iscariot would be equals, with the betting odds favoring Judas.
Courtroom
A place where a man in a black robe seated on a majestic throne uses the authority of the government to beat up the government's constituents and call it "justice".english courtroom
Example:
One night, my roommates and I were bored so Sean and Meredith, Bryan and girl X, and Ryan and I all had sex while watching Judge Judy.
One night, my roommates and I were bored so Sean and Meredith, Bryan and girl X, and Ryan and I all had sex while watching Judge Judy.
Courtroom Jester
Not to be confused with the "Court Jester" The Courtroom Jester is basically someone who's always trying to be funny when it isn't appropriate. Hence the "Courtroom" Jester. People like this always make awful jokes at the most serious times. Probably because of some deep rooted issues.
Example:
Jimmy: Hey Alex, my cat died and I don't know what to do
Alex: lol idk eat it?
Jimmy: "Gosh I wish he'd stop being a Courtroom Jester"
Jimmy: Hey Alex, my cat died and I don't know what to do
Alex: lol idk eat it?
Jimmy: "Gosh I wish he'd stop being a Courtroom Jester"
Courtroom Quality
When being unfaithful with an individual that is so hot they are considered “courtroom quality.” Specifically, when the judge brings in the woman the man had the affair with and the judge and jury recognize they too would have had an affair because she is in fact that hot.
Example:
“John had an affair with Naomi, but I get it, he had to do it, the chic was total courtroom quality.”
“John had an affair with Naomi, but I get it, he had to do it, the chic was total courtroom quality.”