Crumpled

Another word for being high and on the giggles.



Crumpled
A term forged by the G-Block to comprehend the state of mind occuring after sippin on a lil something and firing up a blunt or two in tha whip. Getting cumpled leads to a cross buzz never felt before. Crumpleness is not recommended for lightweights or for pussy ass ho's who can't handle the G-Block style. Bitches.
Example:
Yo doggy, I got so crumple last night I gave this Dick to Patty Knoll and Cough at the same time.


crumpled
The act, process, or state of being totally fucked up. Usually off an assortment of liquor, beer, and drugs.
Example:
Jeff: Want to get crumpled tonight?
Roman: Definitely, I'll get the booze!

Andrew: Man, Kevin got so crumpled last night.


Crumples
A male that goes by the name Micah and can’t keep his mouf shut.. a male that always got sum smart to say and is rude asab.

Corn ball 🖕
Example:
Micah crumples is ass @ 8 ball.


Crumple Plopper
A Crumple Plopper is a plopper who dumps irregular and crumpled plops. These plops emerge slowly and painfully at first but then as the pressure builds they are finally boshed into the world with great force and gusto. Staining the pan's sides and spreading their foul and odorous miasma they eventually engulf their victims much like a big Welsh girl's knicker gusset.
Example:
My, my, is that an irregular and misshapen plop Sir Blundell Huge-Blundell? It looks to me as if you have been guzzling a gigantic curried gruffalo to produce such a Crumple Plopper.


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