DRESSES
A dress that is Blue and Black, NOT white and gold. Not that it fucking matters. Maybe your eyes would perceive the dress as being white and gold if you are color blind or if your eyes are adjusting from bright to dark settings or if you mess around with its colors in an image editor just to be a dick. But the point is, people are homeless and starving and football players beat their girlfriends and ISIS beheads people, so who fucking cares about hash-tag the dress.The dress
dress
A traditionally feminine garment, consisting of a bodice and a skirt. Dresses range from transparent, risqué, low-cut bodices and mini-skirts up to high collars, long sleeves, and skirts that trail on the floor, sometimes accompanied by a head covering.
Example:
From Clueless:
"Mel: 'What the hell is that'?
Cher: 'A dress'.
Mel: 'Says who'?
Cher: 'Calvin Klein'."
Looks like underwear to me!
Why do women walk around half-nude and men don't do that? You don't see men wearing shorts to the office like women often wear mini-skirts to work.
From Clueless:
"Mel: 'What the hell is that'?
Cher: 'A dress'.
Mel: 'Says who'?
Cher: 'Calvin Klein'."
Looks like underwear to me!
Why do women walk around half-nude and men don't do that? You don't see men wearing shorts to the office like women often wear mini-skirts to work.
dress
Strictly female attire in Western fashion, a dress is basically a large shirt or tunic with the waist or the entire upper half of the garment half-fitted or fitted while the lower half can be loose or tight (which inhibits the ability to walk).
The lower half, or skirt, ranges in length from above the knees to the floor.
"Skirt" comes from "skyrta", an old Norse word for "shirt", so it seems appropriate to call an entire dress a skirt and not just the lower half.
Skirt is also slang for a woman, often one who is morally loose.
The lower half, or skirt, ranges in length from above the knees to the floor.
"Skirt" comes from "skyrta", an old Norse word for "shirt", so it seems appropriate to call an entire dress a skirt and not just the lower half.
Skirt is also slang for a woman, often one who is morally loose.
Example:
The skirt was once practically a gender-neutral garment before the Rennaissance; men and women wore togas and tunics and nobody said anything about it, and leggings were worn beneath for warmth. Now skirts are limited to women, unless you count the kilt, which looks absolutely stunning!
The skirt was once practically a gender-neutral garment before the Rennaissance; men and women wore togas and tunics and nobody said anything about it, and leggings were worn beneath for warmth. Now skirts are limited to women, unless you count the kilt, which looks absolutely stunning!
dress
A piece of fabric that generated tons of controversy over social media networks debating on the color of the frock whether it was blue and black or white and gold. It will drive you to question your entire existence
the dress
A dress that was posted to Facebook by a woman and her friend. The lighting in the particular picture made it appear to some to be white and gold, but to others black and blue. All the women's friends disagreed about the color and eventually it became a huge meme. The actual color of the dress it black and blue (it is a fact look it up)
Example:
Sally: What color do you think the dress is?
Jenny: It is totally blue and black, look the model who wore it confirmed it!
Sally: No way, the dress is gold and white, it says so on the news!
Sally: What color do you think the dress is?
Jenny: It is totally blue and black, look the model who wore it confirmed it!
Sally: No way, the dress is gold and white, it says so on the news!
The Dress
It is said that somewhere in the universe, exists a dress so perfect that when you try it on, you automatically reach enlightenment. It perfectly higlights your curves, lengthens your legs flattens your tummy and makes you look "trendy yet sophisticated" from the moment you put it on. after you find the dress, good luck follows you wherever you go and you will probably marry a rich doctor. Right now, the dress is just an urban legand but you never know, right now as you read this "The Dress" might be hiding inside some store waiting for a lucky woman to find it.
Example:
Betty: "I heard that Lauren married a rich doctor and moved to L.A. and is now the fasion editor for Elle magazine!"
Clare:"Yeah, she found The Dress."
Betty:"...ooh lucky bitch!"
Betty: "I heard that Lauren married a rich doctor and moved to L.A. and is now the fasion editor for Elle magazine!"
Clare:"Yeah, she found The Dress."
Betty:"...ooh lucky bitch!"
Dressed
Example:
Me: walk into Domelici's
Her: Whatch'u want, baby
Me: Can I please have a roast beef po'boy and a Dixie beer, please?
Her: You want that dressed?
Me: Yes, ma'am.
Her: All right then.
Me: looking in bag - Uh, ma'am I didn't order a bag of Zapp's
Her: Oh, baby, that's just a little lagniappe.
Me: walk into Domelici's
Her: Whatch'u want, baby
Me: Can I please have a roast beef po'boy and a Dixie beer, please?
Her: You want that dressed?
Me: Yes, ma'am.
Her: All right then.
Me: looking in bag - Uh, ma'am I didn't order a bag of Zapp's
Her: Oh, baby, that's just a little lagniappe.
Dress
Truly believe to make women and girls more feminine because of their restricted movements to prevent unwanted embarrassment.
Example:
Anna, you should sit properly and lady-like in your dress. You don't want your skirt going-up, do you?
Anna, you should sit properly and lady-like in your dress. You don't want your skirt going-up, do you?