Dirty Mike

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Dirty Mike

by ZacherSmacker on Mar 13, 2019 23:03:31

Used to describe a drunken bastard. Is a extreme Cock Knocker, they will kick you in the balls and chug six beers at the same time, all while yelling skidilly doo. They are typically extreme douches, who live and breath poon tang and wear hats all the time. They are the type of person to finger your asshole, and then call you the gay one. They also LOVE to drink, one may argue they are functioning alcoholics. Another strange obsession that most Dirty Mikes share is an addiction to Vaseline. They also like to suck dick, that is if they can fit one into their mouth with that crusty ass beard. Finally, they talk to people like they like them, even though they don't. Also happens to be racist as shit, refuses to go within a 10 foot perimeter of a black person, racism thrives around dirty mike. Can hit someone in the balls with pinpoint accuracy.
Example:
Pete: Hey man, heard you just filed for bankruptcy, you ok?
Dirty Mike: Skiddily Doo!

Jeff: Who are you?
Micheal Wells: I'M MICHEAL FUCKING WELLS!!
Jeff: Man, you're such a Dirty Mike.

Jacob: Hey man, where's Pat at?
Billy: He's out grabbing some beers
Jacob: Who the hell goes out for beers on a tuesday?
Billy: A Dirty Mike, that's who.

Zach: Hey Mike, how you doing buddy
Mike: *Roundhouse kicks Zach to the balls and shoves his finger up his asshole*
Mike: Man, you're gay as hell.
Zach: You're such a Dirty Mike, asshole.
Mike: Skidilly Doo!

Alex: Hey Anthony, who's that douche in the hat over there?
Anthony: I don't know, but he keeps on throwing shit at my balls with extreme precision.
Alex: Yeah, and he has already shotgunned 8 beers.
Anthony: Eh, he's probably just some Dirty Mike.

Stephen: Hey Danny, did you see that dude just finger that guys asshole while he was lifting?
Danny: Yeah, and then i heard him call that guy gay!
Stephen: What? That guy's a Dirty Mike.


Dirty Mike

by Poohonkey on Oct 07, 2006 01:14:13

A person who is willing or forced to give a peice of shit a blowjob, or something in the same motion.
Example:
"I'll never give you a dirty mike again, i still have shit between my teeth".


Dirty Mike

by bitch beet on Oct 06, 2013 04:09:21

The biggest dumbass in the world who tries hard to fit in, often prefers to whack off and bitch about his life. Racism is also common around Dirty Mikes.
Example:
Jim: I hate that n**ger.
Me: Why?
Jim: Cause he's black. I'm gonna go whack off now.
Me: Stop being a Dirty Mike, you piece of shit.


Dirty Mike

by Not a Shitter69 on Apr 14, 2021 21:19:21

A man who consistently sharts himself 5 times a year and has no qualms with the fact that he sharts himself-

5 times a year.

If you ever hear him say,

"OOPS- Looks like Dirty Mike and The Boys are back in town again!"

He's referring to hit latest Shart, and "The Boys" are the poo particles in the fart.
Example:
"God damnit I sharted myself again! That's the 4th time this year, if I keep this up I might be the next Dirty Mike around town. Maybe I should see a doctor.. or at least wear underwear for the next time."


Dirty Mike

by Wordwizard32 on May 18, 2019 10:53:46

Dirty Mike is when a guy after reaching climax from masturbating shoots a load in his hand and then proceeds to taste or eat his own cum. These men are typically alone and have homosexual tendencies also tend to frequent gloryholes where they service other men.
Example:
I was so turned on from watching gay porn last night I just had to dirty Mike myself.


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