Don't speak
When someone is talking about you but they're lower than you so they can't talk about you.I don't speak broke.
Example:
Person with no AirPods: Hey, what's up?
Person with AirPods: Excuse me, I don't speak broke.
Person with no AirPods: Hey, what's up?
Person with AirPods: Excuse me, I don't speak broke.
I don't speak baguette
i don't speak pineapple
something to say to confuse people, be random or silly, or to use when you don't understand something
Example:
The science teacher starts talking in scientific terms. you definately don't understand what he's saying. He then asks you a question about it and you don't know the answer. so you say i don't speak pineapple. or you can use it to be random around your friends.
The science teacher starts talking in scientific terms. you definately don't understand what he's saying. He then asks you a question about it and you don't know the answer. so you say i don't speak pineapple. or you can use it to be random around your friends.
I don't speak broke
(n) A phrase used mostly by hypebeasts. You aren't allowed to say this unless you own airpods and have waves
Example:
Goofy nigga: Hey bro, you like my new earbuds?
*hypebeast walks in*
Goofy nigga's friend: Oh man, here comes the pussy that can't handle cords.
Hypebeast: The fuck you say to me you little shit? I don't speak broke, sorry I'm not sorry.
Goofy nigga: Hey bro, you like my new earbuds?
*hypebeast walks in*
Goofy nigga's friend: Oh man, here comes the pussy that can't handle cords.
Hypebeast: The fuck you say to me you little shit? I don't speak broke, sorry I'm not sorry.
i don't speak japanese
phrase used after someone says something to you, but you have no idea what the hell he/she is talking about.
Example:
person: dude! did you know that mathematicians have discovered that the convergence of a sequence also means that for every epsilon greater than zero, there exists an number "N" such that if "n" is greater than "N" then the absolute value of the limit subtracted by the term is less than epsilon?
you: ....uhhh...
you: **short pause**
you: i don't speak japanese
person: dude! did you know that mathematicians have discovered that the convergence of a sequence also means that for every epsilon greater than zero, there exists an number "N" such that if "n" is greater than "N" then the absolute value of the limit subtracted by the term is less than epsilon?
you: ....uhhh...
you: **short pause**
you: i don't speak japanese
i don't speak english
The phrase you use when someone who you don't know tries to initiate a conversation with you and you're not in the mood
Example:
homeless dude: hey you got some spare change on you? its for food
you: i don't speak english
homeless dude: hey you got some spare change on you? its for food
you: i don't speak english
I Don't Speak School Shooter
A response to when ever someones reaction to a post or meme is "speak English" (or something racist). It's assumed the person who makes the statement is from the United States, which has a school shooting problem.
Example:
User A: "Disfruté esa película"
User B: "Speak English, not everyone speaks Taco."
User A: "Sorry, I don't speak School Shooter"
User A: "Disfruté esa película"
User B: "Speak English, not everyone speaks Taco."
User A: "Sorry, I don't speak School Shooter"
WE DON'T SPEAK LIKE THAT HERE
Example:
person 1: *swears*
teacher: " WE DON'T SPEAK LIKE THAT HERE" *gives 25 minute lecture about swearing*
person 1: *swears*
teacher: " WE DON'T SPEAK LIKE THAT HERE" *gives 25 minute lecture about swearing*