E-brake

When someone calls shotgun for the front seat of a car and you call E-brake which means you will give them a handjob for shotgun.



E-Brake
In a process of stroking a male, the female covers the urethra with her thumb in a fashion of pressing the e-brake button, and restricts any flow of sperm to go through, causing an emergency brake.
Example:
"Yo why you walkin like that?"

"My bitch e-braked me again, caused my sacks to pop"


E-Brake
When a male who has been masturbating reaches climax, pulls back on the penis hard (like an e-brake handle) and attempts to shoot his ejaculate into his own mouth
Example:
It was a little awkward explaining to my wife that I wouldn't kiss her because I came so hard earlier that I accidentally gave myself an E-Brake...


e-brake
A very useful tool in a front-wheel drive car. Allows the driver to slide around/drift when pulled at high enough speeds, and to keep the car in place when doing a burnout.
Example:
Dude 1: Dude, you can't drift this shit, it's FWD..
Dude 2: Yeah, but I can still e-brake around this corner!


Human E Brake
Also known as the Human Emergency Brake. Someone who takes the wind out of the proverbial sails. Found on any sort of conversation thread (Facebook, message boards, etc), they are the one who always has the last comment. This is because they abruptly bring the conversation to a screeching halt with boring, lame, unfunny, or inappropriate comments. Or because they are just generally disliked by others and nobody wants to engage them in further discussions.
Example:
We were having a funny conversation on my Facebook page and then Jonny, the Human E Brake, chimed in and the whole thread just died a miserable death.


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