Garfield Sex Music
The freakiest, nastiest, and baddest music on the planet. Like Waka Flocka Flame, only a million times harder. Listening to it is the closest thing your ears can come to fucking. In fact, the soundwave this music makes is a big schlobbing dick, trolling for something to rub up against and cum all over. When white girls hear it, they immediately find the first guy they see and make him 1manDP her.Don't even try to make it, only Andy Samberg,
Jorma Taccone, and
Akiva Schaffer can, and the only reason why is because they gave head to
Ziggy Stardust, the eternal god of music, FOR 500 YEARS. But at least they get pussy all the time now.