Chat shit get banged
Example:
When someone says "Jamie Vardy sucks" and he then scores 10 BPL games in a row, you reply with "Chat shit get banged"
When someone says "Jamie Vardy sucks" and he then scores 10 BPL games in a row, you reply with "Chat shit get banged"
chat shit get banged
Example:
Me: Leicester surely can't maintain this for throughout the season
Jamie Vardy: Mate... chat shit get banged
Me: Leicester surely can't maintain this for throughout the season
Jamie Vardy: Mate... chat shit get banged
chat shit get banged
A phrase popularised by esteemed philosopher, James Vardé in his 1903 paper, 'Net six and chill'.
Scholars have since debated its intended meaning. Leading theories suggest it describes a situation in which verbalising disparaging, ill-formed statements could result in one being assassinated via a firearm.
Scholars have since debated its intended meaning. Leading theories suggest it describes a situation in which verbalising disparaging, ill-formed statements could result in one being assassinated via a firearm.
Example:
Person A: Why did you get this?
Person B: You told me to pick it up from the store.
Person A: I didn't say Chili Beef...
Person B: Yeah you did
Person A: I said wanted a Bombay Bad Boy you nonce!
Person B: Watch your language! Well, I definitely heard Chili Beef. And what does it matter, you like Chili Beef anyway. And can you please take that hoodie off and put it in the wash.
*Person A shoots Person B*
Person B: What on earth did you do?!
Person A: You lied, I never said Chili Beef
Person B: So you shot your own mother?!
Person A: Chat shit get banged
Person B: For god's sake. Call 999 please.
Person A: Fine. By the way, did you bring any vodka?
Person B: Yes, it's in the car
Person A: Good, I'm throwing a party tonight
Person B: Are you going to invite Charlie?
Person A: Of course I am ffs. Ambulance said they'll be 10 mins.
Person A: Why did you get this?
Person B: You told me to pick it up from the store.
Person A: I didn't say Chili Beef...
Person B: Yeah you did
Person A: I said wanted a Bombay Bad Boy you nonce!
Person B: Watch your language! Well, I definitely heard Chili Beef. And what does it matter, you like Chili Beef anyway. And can you please take that hoodie off and put it in the wash.
*Person A shoots Person B*
Person B: What on earth did you do?!
Person A: You lied, I never said Chili Beef
Person B: So you shot your own mother?!
Person A: Chat shit get banged
Person B: For god's sake. Call 999 please.
Person A: Fine. By the way, did you bring any vodka?
Person B: Yes, it's in the car
Person A: Good, I'm throwing a party tonight
Person B: Are you going to invite Charlie?
Person A: Of course I am ffs. Ambulance said they'll be 10 mins.
chat shit get banged
If what you say is untrue, or is an attempt at defaming my character I shall physically assault you.
Example:
Chat shit get banged Listen mate if you chat shit about me behind my back you'll get banged spark out.
Chat shit get banged Listen mate if you chat shit about me behind my back you'll get banged spark out.
should i get bangs
Warning: A major life event has happened and she’s looking to express it by giving herself forehead curtains.
The safe answer is always “No”.
The safe answer is always “No”.
Example:
Angie: “We broke up and I’m just like ready to be a new person, ya know? I need to do something bold, like cut my hair. Should I get bangs?!”
Pam: “Abso-fucking-lutely not.”
Angie: “We broke up and I’m just like ready to be a new person, ya know? I need to do something bold, like cut my hair. Should I get bangs?!”
Pam: “Abso-fucking-lutely not.”
chat shit get banged
Four words used to fill out sentences, adding nothing of any value.
An English proverb made popular through the famed think-tank James Vardy of Leicester City F.C.
An English proverb made popular through the famed think-tank James Vardy of Leicester City F.C.
Example:
*incomprehensible noises*chat shit get banged*more noises*
*incomprehensible noises*chat shit get banged*more noises*