sleepwalk

Sneaking out in the middle of the night, unbeknownst to your parents, and wondering around. Usually involves walking on train tracks. Also, almost always involves going to the local convenience store to buy food and drinks.



SLEEPWALKING
Walking whilst looking at your smartphone.

This is sometimes accompanied by repeated eye flickering, as the offender attempts to navigate themselves poorly without collision.

A side-effect of smartphone addiction.
Example:
He sleepwalked right into me.

She was sleepwalking, and unaware of her surroundings.

I'm tired of constantly dodging sleepwalkers.


Sleepwalk
Something a little kid does. When they get up, they can find themselves having sex with their dog, their sister, their mother... or worse, their gay sex partner!
Example:
Ugh... *Awakens*
.. *Blink Blink*

Where am I?

(You hear an "Uhhhhh" from the man under you.)
(Knowing you're a man, you immediately get up and...)
I SLEPTWALK!?

Man you are having sex with: You had to sleepwalk and sleepsex. Keep going!


Sleepwalker (song)
The most epic break-up song ever performed by a gay musician. Uses the element pf being stuck in a 'dream' (memory) of what seems to be a past relationship. Performed by Adam Lambert, a.k.a. Adam Glambert. Ends verses with 'Let me out of this dream'.
Example:
Tamara: Hey, Brittany, what's up with Danielle?

Brittany: Oh, she's just rocking out to the epic relationship anthem Sleepwalker (song).

Tamara: Okay...


sleepwalk capsules
Any halucinogenic drug. Refers to the halucinations you experience while under the influence of halucinogens, as they can be like dream, but in a conscious state.

Also a song by the band "At The Drive-In".
Example:
Dude1: Hey, you're acting kinda wierd, man.
Dude2: You know that last tab of acid I was saving?
Dude1: Yeah?
Dude2: I dropped it.
Dude1: Far out, man. You took a sleepwalk capsule?


sleepwalk sex
When someone has sex with somebody else while sleepwalking, and usually doesn't even know that they did it.
Example:
Dude, John slept over my house last night, and he gave it to me up the ass at 1 a.m. while muttering something about trees!
Ahh, so he had sleepwalk sex with you?
Yup.


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