laundromatic Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

laundromatic

When a person has a sudden urge to do a lot of laundry.

laundromat

by xalena on Sep 22, 2006 18:42:10

with laundromat you can get your clothes clean;

it is important that you choose your laundromat carefully especially if you are going to wash sth valuable; in a good laundromat, for example, you can adjust the speed of washing (in case of delicate stuff you should rather use low speed: then it will not be damaged and still clean eventually)

Example:
Look there, I really like this laundromat! Let's go for it: it looks like the quality is high and it has many functions.

laundromat

by pornstitute on Oct 12, 2019 14:51:30

Laudry, Laundered. Back in the 90s started the "clean" and "safe" comedy, some of which were played in Laundromats. In an Iconic Speech from "Joking the Chicken" Duckman lashes out at such a movement that led to the "Woke Comedy." Basically describes any humor as "bad comedy" when worked into the context of the a statement.

Example:
"He really took that joke to the laundromat." or "He laundered that act" or "He took that act to the laundry."

Laundromat

by hitmehard3r on Jan 15, 2012 19:19:18

A bar/club where girls (usually gold-diggers) go to pick up suits in an attempt to set themselves up for life as a trophy wife.

Example:
Dude there's no point going to Ryan's bar in your polo and shorts - it's a laundromat and you're never going to get laid wearing that!

laundromat

by Gavin F on Oct 03, 2006 12:42:14

The act of banging a girl completly naked, and having a loyal friend or roomate sneak in with the intent to steal her clothes, so she is left with nothing to wear.

Example:
When Sally hooked up with that guy she got taken to the laundromat, and had to walk across campus in a towel.

laundromat

by Hercolena Oliver on Apr 28, 2008 23:22:03

a rather peculiar carpet or mat that is not unlike a laundered flying persian carpet used to transport money launderers

Example:
The money launderers received the red carpet treatment from the laundromat.

laundromat sex

by Dr Bunnygirl on Jun 27, 2019 14:20:18

When you go into a laundromat to wash your clothes and you witness a sexual encounter in one of the dryers.

Example:
I think that most laundromat sex is fueled by good old meth.

laundromat turding

by Dr Bunnygirl on Jul 04, 2021 09:34:25

A sly and filthy prank whereas someone runs into a laundromat and takes a quick dump into a washer filled with someone’s clothes and then tears out before anyone can stop them.

Example:
We used to get seriously drunk and then go laundromat turding before calling it a night and going home!

laundromat holocaust

by the devious T on Aug 04, 2006 23:08:29

using the clothes of the girl you've just had sex with to clean your cock.

Example:
the pakistani dry cleaner was shocked and horrified by the stains he found on the young girls jacket....it truely was a laundromat holocaust.

Polish Laundromat

by C-Blon on Oct 30, 2007 13:20:47

Riding in the bed of a pickup truck as it drives through an automatic carwash while wearing your clothes.

Example:
Stinky Pete smelled like someone had torn open a sack of assholes and beat him with it, so they forced him to undergo the Polish Laundromat

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