Masterbation
by Big baller 2000 on Nov 14, 2015 00:50:01
Jacking off
Whacking off
Beating off
Smacking the ho
Beating the pig
Whipping
the Wayne
Slapping the salami
Whacking the wand
Punishing the pubs
Burning the beet
Beating the beef
Beating the meat
Jerking the jerky
Jerkin' the gherkin
Working the slave
Choking the chicken
Or
In redneck terms
Buttering the corn
Revving the engine
Or
Hunting the deer
masterbate
by meh on Jul 01, 2003 18:10:53
masterbation
by Speas on Mar 10, 2003 05:33:52
Masterbate
by Niladen on Aug 02, 2013 21:45:16
masterbation
by The Observer on May 07, 2003 11:00:46
A common
mispelling of "masturbation" used by retarded twelve year olds who are
neglected by their parents and listen to
Linkin' Park.
masterbate
by Surazal on Feb 02, 2004 03:13:47
Example:
Yo yo! This is so phat!!!
111!eleven!1
Ahm all foo illiterate and I went all MASTERBAAATE today!!111!11! You go wafsha!!!11!one!
Masterbation
by Glittergal_197 on Oct 07, 2017 10:32:07
masterbator
by DickDonalds1/4pounder on Dec 16, 2009 17:48:04
A person who is a
3rd degree black belt in the art of masturbation. A masterbator doesn't need physical stimulation all he needs is
meditation to be able to complete his task.
Example:
Dude 1: Look that guy is sitting there by himself with the look of extreme pleasure in his face. He's also making weird noises too.
Dude 2: He's a masterbator he's able to masturbate with his mind.
Yak: That's right I am a
3rd degree blackbelt masterbator. No need for women or porn and
no getting cockblocked. And look no hands! hahaha.
masterbation
by Hugh G Rection on Feb 19, 2005 10:52:38