Melded

Melded (n.) - A complete fuck-up of life. A lack of common sense combined with regretable decisions familiar mostly to the state of drunkeness while being stoned.Melded (v.) - To do something so retarded that afterwards there is no answer to questions such as "Why the hell would you do that" and "How did you manage that one".



MELDS
A Monogamous, Exclusive, Long Distance Situationship.

Although some MELDS experts say it should mean a Mutually Exclusive, Long Distance Situationship with the monogamy implied.
Example:
Sam: How are you and your MELDS keeping up?
Evo: My MELDS and I are good! Hopefully gonna fly out to see her next month.


Meld
When two or more friends have the exact same thoughts at the exact same time.
Example:
last night i was chatting to this new girl and she share so many of my life ideas, its like our minds totally meld.


meld
i. To Announce
ii. A combination of meld and weld, meaning to join together.
Example:
"i just couldn't get them to meld"


mind meld
When you hang out with someone too long, you start to think like them.

(also used in south park season 1 or 2 by mr. mackey)
Example:
A:these beers arnt cold, lets put em out in the snow..
B:better yet lets go out side and...
A: ...build snow chairs and drink out side?
B: holy shit! mind meld!


Cingulate melding
The feeling as if your living environment has been welding and shaping your personality a certain way so that you can perform a certain task without flaws or problems.
Example:
A webtoon called 'It's Mine' perfectly depicts how our protagonist, Yohan Do, gets cingulate molded into a psychopathic stalker by his father since childhood. A perfect depiction of cingulate melding.


Mine meld
To place the tips of the fingers against one's own forehead, as if trying to access something recalcitrant from the brain.

(Derived from "mind meld," coined by the original television series Star Trek, referring to a technique employed by Mr. Spock to access the thoughts and emotions of another being.)
Example:
From a prose adaptation of David Mamet's Glengarry Glen Ross:

"...how are you?" Ricky asked, finally noticing George's agitation.

"Fine.... You mean the board? How am I doing on the board?"

"Okay," Ricky said, slightly bewildered. "The board."

"I'm fucked on the board! My mind must be other places," George said, performing a mine meld, "Because I can't... I can't..."

"You can't do what?" Ricky barked impatiently.


Latest Searches

Stevewilldoit, article, beating those, unfurl the tripod, hophead, the symbiote, you got beef, Brevity Thing, wikid, madi, God fucking dammit, jerk, Sussed, Vice Versa, Volkswagon, tysm, the lonely island, chosen, Every Single Year, the Fourth of July, croaking, lit AF, Stop resisting, Vienna, a cannon, SILKSONG, contriversy, gramma, you know the score, little rascals, two dudes, EoS, gaurdian, I love You More, Ummmm no, When I, you only live once, RESPECTING women, The person who asked, dem boys, kathrine, keg-buyer, Sex in the City, 671, pooch, Nack, cunnlingus, byu, That Truth, the monsoon, sharmouta, the fruit, Gah, Warner, laned, Oof, the Fack, big four, The bakery, Music enthusiast, oh dear, Ama, parker, the parrot, Michael Moore, Penzo, sharp tool, dinlo, text message, freaky deeky, Best day, dropping a bomb, i just made this up, Deficit, bibles, This cunts a cunt, Well go tommorow, crux, rats nest, Gue, meatball sub, 5 more minutes, Yohan, All day, n00bs, bidness, anti-emo, stewardess, the Blitz, You Need Help, content, no hander, Briseis, Jerry Cantrell, the theory, Bawk, NoobToob, str, dooshes, heer, Mount Greenwood, truck stopped, chives, Used, mexican baseball bat, Anxious mf, Padfoot, the white devil, da brat, Renier, immunization, mafucka, jesse pinkman, A1C, Beatch, Later Days, Cockblock, hunni, What girl, free weed, hallway hobo, Catsuit, the HIV, not here right now, red hot, ALT F4, 2 cent, grove, conor oberst, fade, wrenched on my car, Tripping on acid, Emo people, an Esteban, chook raffle, null point, icicle, alias, nick at nite, high school math, Love me some, the batman, romantic sex, Tony Blair, harakiri, God fuck it, PLASTIC bottle, Academia Whore, THE messiah, belle delphine, The Subways, Mortgaged, diamond class, rolling dice, limelight, billi, Conformists, a jillion, The Merger, Moksha, shitty hair, teeming, disapproval, The CI, you look tired, Anal oral, Drinking Milk, Third base, vengeful spirit, courier, fac, independant, Google says, sported, CLAP CLAP, yeagh, Vow, DODO, off the scale, Harald Baldr, out of sync, September 11th, 1st prize, the skeleton, U E S, Cape Town, ON THE CAN, crap box, won, never feeling love, cheap ass, freakuency, hiring, metalstep, Mr Simon, Crash, Russian mafia, subtle ugly, stupid drunk, Knic, Stevewilldoit, article, beating those, unfurl the tripod, hophead, the symbiote, you got beef, Brevity Thing, wikid, madi, God fucking dammit, jerk, Sussed, Vice Versa, Volkswagon, tysm, the lonely island, chosen, Every Single Year, the Fourth of July, croaking, lit AF, Stop resisting, Vienna, a cannon, SILKSONG, contriversy, gramma, you know the score, little rascals, two dudes, EoS, gaurdian, I love You More, Ummmm no, When I, you only live once, RESPECTING women, The person who asked, dem boys, kathrine, keg-buyer, Sex in the City, 671, pooch, Nack, cunnlingus, byu, That Truth, the monsoon, sharmouta, the fruit, Gah, Warner, laned, Oof, the Fack, big four, The bakery, Music enthusiast, oh dear, Ama, parker, the parrot, Michael Moore, Penzo, sharp tool, dinlo, text message, freaky deeky, Best day, dropping a bomb, i just made this up, Deficit, bibles, This cunts a cunt, Well go tommorow, crux, rats nest, Gue, meatball sub, 5 more minutes, Yohan, All day, n00bs, bidness, anti-emo, stewardess, the Blitz, You Need Help, content, no hander, Briseis, Jerry Cantrell, the theory, Bawk, NoobToob, str, dooshes, heer, Mount Greenwood, truck stopped, chives, Used, mexican baseball bat, Anxious mf, Padfoot, the white devil, da brat, Renier, immunization, mafucka, jesse pinkman, A1C, Beatch, Later Days, Cockblock, hunni, What girl, free weed, hallway hobo, Catsuit, the HIV, not here right now, red hot, ALT F4, 2 cent, grove, conor oberst, fade, wrenched on my car, Tripping on acid, Emo people, an Esteban, chook raffle, null point, icicle, alias, nick at nite, high school math, Love me some, the batman, romantic sex, Tony Blair, harakiri, God fuck it, PLASTIC bottle, Academia Whore, THE messiah, belle delphine, The Subways, Mortgaged, diamond class, rolling dice, limelight, billi, Conformists, a jillion, The Merger, Moksha, shitty hair, teeming, disapproval, The CI, you look tired, Anal oral, Drinking Milk, Third base, vengeful spirit, courier, fac, independant, Google says, sported, CLAP CLAP, yeagh, Vow, DODO, off the scale, Harald Baldr, out of sync, September 11th, 1st prize, the skeleton, U E S, Cape Town, ON THE CAN, crap box, won, never feeling love, cheap ass, freakuency, hiring, metalstep, Mr Simon, Crash, Russian mafia, subtle ugly, stupid drunk, Knic,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!