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my friend

by Jack324 on Jan 20, 2009 08:38:51

1. A phrase that people use when they're not actually your friend.

(See also: John McCain)

2. A phrase that people use when they are too embarrassed to admit they are talking about themselves.

3. A phrase that people use when they've actually forgotten your name.

Example:
1. "My friend, I didn't spend five years as a POW just to see the terrorists get the best of us. And we can't let my opponent get elected ...or the terrorists win."

2. "Hey, I was just wondering... my friend went to Vegas a couple weeks ago and got a really horrible rash on his junk after sleeping with a hooker, and he wants to see a doctor, but he's afraid his wife will see the medical bill and start asking questions. What should he do?"

3. "Hello, uhhh, my friend! How are you?"

my friend

by yodelmoustache on Jan 13, 2011 00:16:03

Your name by default if you walk into a shawarma joint

Example:
Hello, my friend. What can I get you today, my friend? Shish-taouk? Perfect. That will be ten dollars, my friend. Thank you my friend.

my friend

by Deeno1969 on Oct 30, 2008 03:09:19

How to secretly code to call someone a mother fucker in an email or txt conversation

Example:
Thanks for more work, my friend!

my friend

by Muyuna on Dec 11, 2004 01:31:58

Synonymous with migrainous condition, phrase recognizes the intimate nature of recurrent throbbing headaches that have become part of daily living.

Example:
“My friend is back...I am bluer than the sky--hammers are pounding, my mind is exploding static electricity”

my friends

by xcrzysquirrelx on Mar 24, 2009 07:53:04

The little voices inside your head you have daily conversations with.

Example:
the voices inside my head are my friends. they tell me the most amazing things.

my friend

by Secret Agent Man on Sep 18, 2003 00:56:58

What you call something that seems to want to get too close, too often. In the extreme case, it's your 'Special friend'

Example:
Damn! This pool chlorinator wants to be my friend!
(Looks down, dog humping leg) I think Vern's dog wants to be my Special friend.

my friends

by Doug Gorilla on Feb 22, 2008 06:14:09

the beginning of every sentence John Mccain makes

Example:
My friends, I'm an old fart and can't run a country for shit. And if I could, I'd die in my first year in office.

My friends

by That One For President on Oct 09, 2008 07:37:18

An expression used by a person who has no friends.

Example:
"I believe in America, my friends."

my friends

by sisterslurp on May 19, 2019 08:05:46

non-existent

Example:
Me: i’m gonna go see my friends at a party or something
Me walking into a party: hey guys, I’m her-
Also me: oh wait i have no friends
* cries in mo bamba *

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