nothing to do
when you're bored
Example:
I have nothing to do.
I have nothing to do.
Nothing doing
When you never want to have anything to do with an individual for the rest of your life. Absolutely nothing.Doing Nothing
The act of what the name implies - doing absolute shit for no good reason at all other than to make yourself eventually feel fat, uneducated and unhealthy.
Despite this outcome, doing nothing can be the most productive form of what shouldn't be entertaining. Many men enjoy participating in the act of doing nothing, and the act of doing nothing in the best way can possibly be seen through this quote:
"“…What I like doing best is Nothing.” “How do you do Nothing?” asked Pooh after he had wondered for a long time. “Well, it’s when people call out at you just as you’re going off to do it, ‘What are you going to do, Christopher Robin?’ and you say,”Oh, Nothing,” and then you go and do it.” “It means just going along, listening to all the things you can’t hear, and not bothering.” “Oh!” said Pooh." — A.A. Milne (Winnie-the-Pooh).
Christopher Milne assumably went and wanked non-stop after this, as he was initially talking to Pooh about doing nothing. Wanking, or masturbation is prevalent within the men's form of doing nothing, and can often lead to soreness of the testicles or penis.
Despite this outcome, doing nothing can be the most productive form of what shouldn't be entertaining. Many men enjoy participating in the act of doing nothing, and the act of doing nothing in the best way can possibly be seen through this quote:
"“…What I like doing best is Nothing.” “How do you do Nothing?” asked Pooh after he had wondered for a long time. “Well, it’s when people call out at you just as you’re going off to do it, ‘What are you going to do, Christopher Robin?’ and you say,”Oh, Nothing,” and then you go and do it.” “It means just going along, listening to all the things you can’t hear, and not bothering.” “Oh!” said Pooh." — A.A. Milne (Winnie-the-Pooh).
Christopher Milne assumably went and wanked non-stop after this, as he was initially talking to Pooh about doing nothing. Wanking, or masturbation is prevalent within the men's form of doing nothing, and can often lead to soreness of the testicles or penis.
Example:
Sam's Friend: "Hey Sam, did you study for Geography last night?"
Sam: "Nah... I just spent the entire day doing nothing."
Sam's Friend: "Oh... what did you do?"
Sam: "Wanked my brains out, whilst p00nInG n00b$ on COD and spent loads of time uploading the definition of "Doing Nothing" while trying to make it sound funny."
Sam's Friend thinks: "Fuck me, he is a loser. Damn that pimply-faced son of a bitch with too much spare time on his hands which he wastes copiously."
Sam's Friend: "Hey Sam, did you study for Geography last night?"
Sam: "Nah... I just spent the entire day doing nothing."
Sam's Friend: "Oh... what did you do?"
Sam: "Wanked my brains out, whilst p00nInG n00b$ on COD and spent loads of time uploading the definition of "Doing Nothing" while trying to make it sound funny."
Sam's Friend thinks: "Fuck me, he is a loser. Damn that pimply-faced son of a bitch with too much spare time on his hands which he wastes copiously."
doing nothing
Example:
Matt: So Greg, what are you doing today?
Greg: Oh, i'm doing nothing much really.
Matt So, in other words you are going to masturbate vigorously all day.
Greg: ...yes.
Matt: So Greg, what are you doing today?
Greg: Oh, i'm doing nothing much really.
Matt So, in other words you are going to masturbate vigorously all day.
Greg: ...yes.
Doing nothing
When you're not doing anything, but that's your plan. (You don't want to and are not going to do anything, because you don't want to.)
Example:
1: What're you doing this weekend?
2: Oh, I'm doing nothing
1: So you're free? Gre-!
2: No, no you don't fucking understand. I'm. Doing. Nothing.
1: What're you doing this weekend?
2: Oh, I'm doing nothing
1: So you're free? Gre-!
2: No, no you don't fucking understand. I'm. Doing. Nothing.
Do-Nothing Fatigue
Example:
Jimmy: I just sat around and watched TV all day, and now I have a headache.
Johnny: Must be Do-Nothing fatigue.
Jimmy: I just sat around and watched TV all day, and now I have a headache.
Johnny: Must be Do-Nothing fatigue.
The goggles! They do nothing!
A phrase to express disgust over something you see.
Originated from a Simpsons episode and turned into a fad on www.gamefaqs.com (particularly LUE).
Originated from a Simpsons episode and turned into a fad on www.gamefaqs.com (particularly LUE).
do nothing bitch
A woman with no goals or ambitions in her life. Typically found under the arms of rich and powerful men. Coined by mixed martial artist Ronda Rousey.
Example:
Guy 1: Yo, check out that DNB, all she did was fuck that rich dude, now she's set for life.
Guy 2: Man, what I'd give to be a hot chick...
do nothing bitch
Guy 1: Yo, check out that DNB, all she did was fuck that rich dude, now she's set for life.
Guy 2: Man, what I'd give to be a hot chick...
do nothing bitch
Mr Do-Nothing
1. Some one who does nothing. Duh.
2. What my mom calls me when lay on the couch all day. Although, I prefer Dr Doolittle or Nowhere Man
2. What my mom calls me when lay on the couch all day. Although, I prefer Dr Doolittle or Nowhere Man
Example:
Mom "Hey Mr Do-Nothing are you going to do anything today"
Me "Hey, thats Dr Doolittle to you."
Mom "Hey Mr Do-Nothing are you going to do anything today"
Me "Hey, thats Dr Doolittle to you."
the goggles do nothing
a mini-meme originating from The Simpsons, the McBain character is warned to wear goggles to protect him from the acid, however later, he gets trapped in a flood of acid while yelling "MY EYES! THE GOGGLES TO NOTHING". It is often misread/pronounced as "the goggles, they do nothing".
Although the latter may be lulzier, the former is the correct origin of the meme.
Although the latter may be lulzier, the former is the correct origin of the meme.