The goggles! They do nothing!
A "saying" that originates from sub-human animals (see also hipsters) who claim to like The Simpsons but can't be bothered to actually quote anything accurately. The CORRECT line is "My eyes! The googles do nothing!"
Example:
Douche: "The goggles! They do nothing!"
Guy: "Man, what a pretentious douche... if you're going to try to sound clever by spouting pop culture references, you should at least get them right."
Attractive Girl: "You're so right, I'll have sex with YOU now instead of that loser."
Douche: "The goggles! They do nothing!"
Guy: "Man, what a pretentious douche... if you're going to try to sound clever by spouting pop culture references, you should at least get them right."
Attractive Girl: "You're so right, I'll have sex with YOU now instead of that loser."