O'neal
Lords of
all that is hilarity. If one tries to be funny, one WILL be funny. There is no way to dodge an O'Neal. You will flock to an O'Neal. An O'Neal is good. An O'Neal is great. An O'Neal loves boobies and an after-dinner shag. Respect an O'Neal. Beware an O'Neal. Most of all, bow down to an O'Neal.
Shquitler O'neal
by elbendigo on May 01, 2018 08:23:18
a black man who will be proclaimed
fuhrer of germany and start
ww3 along with
diaz, the king of portugal
Alexander O'Neal
by Ted1986 on Mar 28, 2008 09:48:57
Alexander O'Neal is an R&B singer who had a string of top 10 hits in the second half of the 1980s in the US, UK and also in Ireland. He was born in
1953 in
Natchez, Mississippi but moved to Minneapolis when he was 20. He is best known for his 1987 hit "Criticize" which climbed to number 4 both in the UK Singles Chart and the Hot R&B/Hip-Hop Songs chart. His songs are produced by the successful R&B producers
Jimmy Jam & Terry Lewis.
Example:
Sheila: Do you remember back in
the 80s, everybody used to get on the
dancefloor when the Alexander O'Neal hit Criticize came on?
Thelma: Oh yeah, great Jam that was!
jermaine o'neal
by son on Nov 26, 2004 03:51:36
Drafted by the Portland
Trailblazers in the 1996 NBA draft where he stagnated for four years until being traded to the
Indiana Pacers. It is in Indiana where he preformed his life duty, SMASHING THE FACE OF SOME
FAT MEXICAN GNOME
Nolan O'nealing
by redbum4life on Apr 29, 2010 01:46:21
Shaquille O'Neal
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick on Jul 31, 2009 07:22:51
Shaquille O'Neal
by JesusisLord on May 28, 2008 11:27:45
--Shaquille
O'Neal's height used as a
single unit of measurment to measure great distances.
Shaquille O'Neal's body parts can also be used as single unit of measurment for smaller lengths.
--Actual height of Shaquille O'Neal's body and body parts vary depending on the user. Although intended height was 9 feet and a Shaquille O'Neal finger is 6 inches.
--Can also be abbreviated as shaq, shaquile, O'neal, shaqwile(for all you nifty kids out there), or any combination of the addreviations.
Example:
Example 1-
Guy: HEY man!
Dude: Wait where are you?
Guy: I'm like 10
Shaquille O'Neals in front of you!
Example 2-
Math Teacher: Billy, how long is the
diagonal of square
number 5 on your work sheet?
Billy: Eh, I'd say its about one Shaq palm.
Shaquille O'Neal
by Reverend Buddy on Dec 02, 2007 03:26:05
A unit of measurement, generally 9 feet even though
Shaq really isn't that tall but can be used from
lengths as short as
6 feet.
Shaquille O'Neal
by cockdriller on Nov 17, 2010 08:40:05
The Shaquille O'Neal is a sexual maneuver done while receiving a blowjob. When about to climax, the man should proceed to force the woman's head down with such intensity that his penis goes
through the roof of her mouth and
out the back of her skull. Essentially, 'slam dunking' her head like the object of
extracurricular enjoyment that it is.
*Warning, do not actually attempt the Shaquille O'Neal, as it will result in death*
Example:
Tyrone: Did you hear!?
Jamaal: What
ma nigga?
Tyrone: OJ is on trial again. Turns out he murdered another one of his bitches, this time by
Shaquille O'Nealing her.
Jamaal: Oh shit! That crazy fucka neva learns!
ryan o'neal
by O'Loughlin on Sep 26, 2014 09:02:55
Ryan O'Neal is a Hollywood famous actor. With his rugged good looks and boyish charm he's more famous for marrying 70s sex symbol icon
Farrah Fawcett and being the father of oscar winning actress Tatum
O'Neal.
He's a native of Massachusetts US. Before he became an actor he was a trained professional boxer.