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Postage

by George Hanson on Aug 03, 2013 06:11:49

Alaska slang for methamphetamine.

Example:
Dude, since I stopped smoking postage with the half-term ex-governor I've gained 40lbs and a bad case of acne.

Postage Tramp

by Varnpike on Sep 11, 2014 02:19:21

A promiscuous woman who prefers to wear as little clothing as legally possible while wearing postage stamps as pasties.

Example:
Kevin: "Check out that postage tramp by the bar!"
Scott: "I bet she'd handle your package."

The Postage Stamp

by Justin George Mitchell III on Mar 26, 2008 12:05:17

The sexual maneuver in which you cum into somebody's butt hole, lick it along the crack like your sealing an envelope, push the cheeks together so it's officially sealed, and then stamp it by giving the ass cheek a hicky.

Example:
"So, Tom and I were pioneering the Postage Stamp the other day and I wasn't able to defecate for almost four business days."

postage stamp

by agirlnamedpants on Apr 04, 2008 02:58:46

any sexual act that involves licking and sticking

Example:
i got postage stamped in the ear last night

firmbook postage

by Chris Willis on Sep 16, 2006 04:26:12

USPS Form 3877 Firm Book) Proof of mailing requiring round date and postal employee signature.

No one in the history of mankind has ever heard of the word firmbook postage, where on earth did you come up with that phrase?

Example:
Definition: The amount of postage applied not including other fee's associated with the mail piece.You must put the firmbook postage on the firmbook

Example a one ounce piece of Signature Confirmation mail is $0.52 plus a $1.35 fee for aquiring a signature at time of delivery.Total Postage on the mail piece is $1.87

Ghetto Postage

by vip77 on Dec 21, 2008 13:56:58

Slang terminology for food stamps, particularly the old paper variety, due to their use by the poor and their proclivity in the "ghetto"(stamps = postage). Popularized by the Master P album released in 2000.

Example:
He used his ghetto postage to buy some food, they gave him cash as change and he used it to buy some smokes.

Fungal Postage

by Nicholas Breedlove on Apr 18, 2008 23:32:10

The presentation of a mushroom stamp by some asshole in a suit or a bmw.

Example:
At the board meeting Mr. Worthington gave that intern major fungal postage.

Dude why did you tell Mr Hamilton I was late yesterday. Watch out for some serious fungal postage.

postage stamp

by Heidimatt on May 02, 2005 09:51:28

When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out, then jizzes onto a piece of paper from a novel, preferably the book "tai pan" by james clavell, then proceeds to smack the piece of paper on the girls face, imitating the act of putting a postage stamp on a letter.

Example:
Matt: I totally postage stamped this girl the other day.
Heidi: that's really sweet

OR, used in the present tense

Matt: shut up bitch or i'll postage stamp you

mexican postage

by Muffjack2 on Dec 05, 2006 00:05:23

It is when you have anal sex with a girl without a condom on and then after you have all the anal juices on your penis and ball sack, you then take it out and stamp (mushroom stamp) right on her forhead but with all the anal juices on her head.

Example:
1. Last night yo i gave this girl Jen a mean mexican postage
2. She wanted to have anal last night and i ended up giving her a mexican postage!

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